Jul 27 2009
Click on the photo for more Nicole Jackson
Do we know much about Nicole? Not really other than the fact that she’s a redhead and would more than likely put a potato in your muffler if you pissed her off. Yeah I said muffler. I’m on drugs today.
More hot redheads at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Portfolio
Jul 27 2009
As a fantasy baseball manager I always find myself looking at the rankings of players. And 9 times out of 10 I’ll find myself saying “that guy is ranked number 12?” or something to that extent. I just couldn’t believe how far or little the guy had gone.
Sometimes you deduce that it’s simply his year, or perhaps the guy is in his prime. On the opposite side you’ll see a player that is ranked so low that you can’t believe that either.
And with this being the steroid era and all, I can’t help but to believe these rankings aren’t a coincidence.
*I want to make it clear that I have zero proof of steroid use. This is 100% speculation but come on. We all know these guys are on the juice.
Jul 27 2009
I’m pretty sure I’ll laugh at farts until the day I die. Those that don’t laugh at farts? Eh, not my kind of people.
Ever just let one rip that simply reeks to no end while you’re in a bar? Those are the best.
Jul 27 2009
This was the only real quote I could find on Jemimah Goosen:
Um, I’m going to be honest and say that the only thing I know about Jemimah Goosen is that she was in some Cosmo lingerie competition.
Other than that we know that she’s South African. Whether she has an relationship to golfer Retief Goosen is a complete mystery. What isn’t a mystery is the fact that Jemimah elicits way too much pancake syrup dreams.
She’s got a great look though.
More of Jemimah after the jump
Jul 27 2009
Let’s try and analyze what the W.M.D. stands for shall we?
Weird Mental Deficiency? Walk My Dog? Would you like to Make a Dance Song? Willie Marsha Dogbiscuit?
Honestly I don’t know what this dude is all about. I just know he’s about as white as Ned Flanders and is wearing a G-Unit shirt. I think it’s safe to say he and I wouldn’t exactly get along.
Rough Ridas, Mount up!
Jul 27 2009
From MLB
Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice stood on the same stage as baseball’s all-time greats on Sunday, taking their rightful place among them as the newest inductees into the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
Amid a few droplets of rain at Clark Sports Center in baseball’s historic burgh, the two left fielders — Henderson, the quintessential leadoff hitter; Rice, the perennial power man — saw their status as legends cemented at the annual ceremony, which this year was attended by 50 members of the Hall of Fame’s 65 living members.
While Henderson is clearly one of, if not the greatest leadoff hitter in history I still can’t shake this story from my memory. Apparently Henderson, while as a Yankee, was approached by a kid in a wheelchair who asked Rickey for his autograph.
Rumor has it Henderson gave him a smirk and said “no thanks kid, I got better things to do.” It just goes to show all you young kids out there that these guys may be your heroes on TV, hell even in person…..
But if you try and get their autograph, they’ll tell you to piss off like the next guy.
Isn’t baseball awesome?
Jul 27 2009
I finally played pool for the first time in a while over the weekend. I miss pool. It’s an awesome game. It’s even more awesome when you’re playing across the table from a female who has to bend down for her shot and she’s wearing a shirt that allows maximum cleavage exposure.
It’s a great distraction for her team and since I’m now 30 years old and 100% less competitive than I used to be, I welcome the opportunity to lose if in trade I can see a solid cleavage line.
Man I can’t even imagine how dirty of an old man I’ll be.
Here are the sexiest videos of hot girls playing pool (and a few just on pool tables)
Jul 27 2009
In the world of sports, nicknames are common. Just as there’s a name on the uniform, fans and media come up with names for players each and every day. And sometimes, we come up with names for a player’s bat, his stance, or even the way he might deal with personal issues. It’s just our nature to nickname stuff.
Well, it’s the same in movies. But I gotta say, it’s not that easy to do. And when it comes to sports it’s just as challenging a task to come up with crafty fictional nicknames for things other than the players themselves.
It’s hard to explain what I mean but when you get through this list you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.
Here are 10 great nicknames used for sports stuff in movies
Jul 27 2009
Click on the photo to see 317 Drunk Girls Kissing
We can’t explain it (not in words at least), but there’s just something about seeing girls kissing each other that causes a man to drop whatever he’s doing and stare. Which is probably why girls get drunk and start slathering smooches all over each other every chance they get.
More drunkenness at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Madness
It’s Ole Miss Ladies football day! – [Busted Coverage]
The David Hasselhoff problem solving chart – [Cracked]
The latest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]
Fantasizing about your girlfriend’s friends – [Asylum]
Who can ever forget about Bingo the Dog Pimp? – [Filmdrunk]
The 2009 Great Male Survey results – [Don Chavez]
Jolene Blalock is teasing us in a black dress – [DJ Mick]
Kim Cloutier and her sensual videos – [Attuworld]
This dog is definitely up to no good – [Flabber]
30 Drunken homers in only two minutes – [Maxim]
Remember the hot bikini girl from American Idol? – [HGOM]
Miss Teen South Carolina’s cousin is a problem solver – [Nextround]
Katie Price, I mean come on with those funbags – [The Grumpiest]
If you want to see hot ladies…. – [Takeareport]
How to keep a woman attracted to you – [Bullzeye]
Eva Longoria looked amazing in a dress – [Celebrity Odor]
Macguyver loves nude children – [Blog of Hilarity]
When boobs hold beers: a gallery – [Funtasticus]
Charlize Theron is pimping – [Cityrag]
What her dog really says about her – [EJB]
