Click on the photo for more Jasmin Pacheco

If there’s one girl I’d like to wash my girl, it’s Jasmin Pacheco.  This chick has done more sexy car washes than just about anyone.  So my assumption is that she’d really know where to lube, oil, and fill up my carborator.  God that was awful.  But was it really?  Yes.

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The Portfolio

This one was taken in Turkey

It’s not often that we stop to take a look around at the scenery.  Hell if I stared out my own window enough, perhaps I could marvel at how incredible the skyline of NYC looks.  I mean think about how amazing all of the skyscrapers are and how much time it took to build all of this.  As my buddy once put it “f*ck the pyramids, look at this!”

Well, the same goes for scenery and structures in other countries as well.  When you have 5 minutes to spare, sit back and appreciate the view.

Here are 15 views you’ll certainly appreciate

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This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time.

I think it’s because I’ll take just about anything that uses the song “YMCA” in it.

There’s something incredibly magical when a cute girl who looks as innocent as can be takes all of her clothes off.  It opens an entirely new world to the male psyche.  And that’s what happened to me when I saw Dana Dicillo in Playboy.

I saw this girl who I originally thought was cute (and still do) in a way that blew my mind.  It’s what nudity will do to a man.  It’s kind of like Rachel Bilson.  She’s adorable but once I saw her in that movie with Zach Braff it opened up new doors for me.  Never have I seen her in that bad girl mode.

It’s truly amazing and man am I talking sh*t.  The wife is gonna be pissed.

More of Dicillo after the jump

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It’s not like I’m afraid these Goth people are going to kill me.  But it’s much worse than that.  I think they might actually cast some weird spell on me that will keep me glued to my desk or something.

Well at least this Kevin guy has a sense of humor about it.  If you look below you’ll see a “normal” picture of the guy.  Turns out that was his Halloween costume.

So the reality is that he makes like bat potions and stuff.  That and listens to and sings satan music.  Lovely!

Hallow be thy name

From ESPN:

The New York Mets fired vice president for player development Tony Bernazard, who has been implicated in recent outbursts involving the team’s minor leaguers and closer Francisco Rodriguez.

Omar Minaya announced Bernazard’s dismissal at a news conference Monday afternoon in which the general manager and New York Daily News reporter Adam Rubin squared off after Minaya inferred that Rubin wrote stories to try to get Bernazard fired so he could take his job.

The news conference took a bizarre turn when Minaya said that Rubin, who wrote the initial story about Bernazard’s confrontation in Binghamton, had lobbied in the past to get a personnel job with the Mets.

A Few Things:

1.  I’d be outbursting too if I represented a team that’s this abyssmal.

2.  If there’s someone to fire here shouldn’t it be the conditioning coach?  I wish I could say steroids are to blame for all the injuries this season but the only guy I can think of who might have done them is Delgado.  Beltranny doesn’t seem like the steroid type.  And Delgado is honestly just getting older.  I mean are they feeding these guys kelp or something?  How about some toughen up drills?  Get these guys some Met-rx or something.

3.  This just isn’t the Mets year.  It’s just tough to have a day go by where something crappy doesn’t happen.  You kind of have to sympathize.

I mean I almost feel bad for these guys except for the fact that I’m a Yankees fan.   Let’s go Mets!

Just when I thought I was running out of hot girl videos, yet another one popped up.  Hahahaha, popped up.  Did you see what I did there? Seriously though, it’s not all that easy to come up with weird topics and then be able to find 10 or so videos relating to said topics as it pertains to women.

So I was thinking of ring girls.  And then I realized there were lots of articles on the hotties of the MMA world.  However, I never really saw a compilation of videos displaying these women.

So here you go.  The sexiest ring women of the MMA world in video format

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As everyone is already well aware, Michael Vick has been conditionally reinstated by the NFL.   I couldn’t care less if the guy plays or not. I most certainly won’t be drafting him for my fantasy squadron.  And while everyone waits until week 6 to see whether the guy actually plays for the team that will eventually sign him, I’m more concerned about the humor.

In particular?  The guy is gonna get booed like crazy.  And that means there are going to be some really creative fans out there.  I’m pretty excited to see what people come up with.

Personally, here are 10 signs I’d like to see come out when Vick hits the field

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Click on the photo for more of Alice Goodwin (link to NSFW)

Do you guys remember Alice Goodwin?  If you don’t you might remember a sexy Maxim shoot with two chicks in the ring wearing boxing gloves.  One of those girls is Alice Goodwin and now she’s taken the gloves off….and a whole lot more.  Thanks Allison!

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The Tips

The Harrison Ford facial expression generator – [Cracked]

A gallery dedicated to hot girls in bath tubs – [Holytaco]

You guys know how I feel about Cristina Del Basso – [Doubleviking]

Awesome politcal brawls from around the world – [Asylum]

The crap McDonalds serves in other countries – [The Chive]

Possibly the best graffiti picture of all time – [Popcrunch]

Olivia Munn’s sexiness at this year’s Comic Con – [Ns4W]

The 13 most influential horror movie directors – [Gunaxin]

10 Sex tips for this summer that are worth reading – [FHM]

It’s the peephole video of Stuart Scott! – [Maxim]

99 Photos dedicated to one thing: cleavage – [Manofest]

Cutie from California:  Katelynn Ansari – [DJ Mick]

Now this is how you open a bottle of beer – [Attuworld]

OK.  WTF is this?  Seriously – [Flabber]

It’s not cool when animals invade pool spaces – [Cityrag]

What do ya know?  Jessica Burciaga is hot – [Flisted]

The hottest covers of Maxim Magazine – [HGOM]

The top 10 biggest NBA Draft busts – [Hoop Doctors]

6 people who will ruin your summer pool experience – [Regretful Morning]