Click on the photo for more bikini car wash

Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash.  And nothing says anything like me not knowing what I’m talking about after looking at young chicks with foam all over themselves.  What?

More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

There was a time when I was completely hammered in college (yes, one time) when I was messing around on Ebay with some buddies of mine.  It was the only time I had ever bought something completely ridiculous on the site (other than porn).  I wound up spending 7 bucks on a Budweiser mirror that was in poor condition with a wooden frame.

I thought it made up the room quite nicely.  But I tell ya man.  There are some weird people out there.  Not only weird people, weird manufacturers.  I don’t know how or why these items got made but somehow they did.

Here are 15 items people must have bought on Ebay and must have been drunk while doing it.

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I can’t believe that I actually didn’t like Da Ali G show when I first saw it.  I really need to hit myself over the hit a few times for that mistake.  Baron Cohen is the man, plain and simple.

The absurdity and method which he can move around his interviews is brilliant.  Whether they’re real or not simply doesn’t matter.

It’s a stretch but I really think it’s kind of what Tom Green did with interviews on his show some time ago.  Only Ali G is much more intelligent and outsmarts his guys by being dumb.

This video is incredible.

Here’s a great example of a “if looks could kill” type of female.  Zimany Linda shows that you don’t need a tremendous rack to grab my attention.  Her face is worth plenty.  She’s has that perfect blend of sex appeal and “I would destroy you in the sack.”

Other than that I don’t know much about her except that she’s from Hungary and is a former Hawaiian tropics girl.  Currently she mostly models and winds up on blogs like this one.

More of Zimany after the jump

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Yeah that’s exactly what I’d want to do if I were a female and stumbled across this schmuck’s Myspace Page.  Yeah dude, get at you with your head band and obvious tendency to stalk girls using social networks.

100 bucks says this guy spends over 2 hours on Myspace per day and also uses the phrase “are you on Myspace?” when trying to meet chicks.

Seems like a real winner.  And to add to that, he’s a twin.

Get at me yo!

I have to be honest, I have no idea where this video came from.  But when you do as much random video searching as I do, things like this come along every once in a while.  I mean I guess it’s a music video right?  Perhaps it’s just an advertisement.

And while just seeing these chicks would make this video awesome on its own accord, this chubby guy is kind of awesome.  Plus you gotta like the beat.  It’s just a fun song.  I just wish I knew what this thing was.

What the hell is this an ad for?  God I love this video.

In addition to being the National Champions this year, there’s more to this Northwestern Girls Lacrosse squad than handy tricks on the field.  It would appear that these girls know how to handle themselves off the field as well.

Well, if you consider slippy slide runs and raucous partying with your team jersey on handling it well, then fine.  After all it’s just girls being girls right?  And I have to add that there are two very cute blonds on this team.  The kind of cute that you want to go sailing with in Martha’s Vinyard or something.

There’s something special about a girl with a great upbringing who knows how to throw down as well.  Life just isn’t hard for some people and at times I can really appreciate it.  Most times I hate it though.

More of the Northwestern girls after the jump

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We’ve all done it.  We’ve all had moments of pathetic dancing.  Whether you are drunk and or just acting like a jackass I’m sure at some point in time you were caught trying to maneuver your body in a way that wound up looking quite idiotic.

What’s worse is if a video is made with the intention of looking good when in actuality it winds up being one of the dumbest videos ever.  However, I can’t really complain because when the quality is that poor it’s actually quite entertaining.

So whether it’s professionally done or just amateur crap, here are a bunch of really crappy dance videos

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Click on the photo for more of Jaymie Feather

Honestly when was the last time you saw a chick this hot?  Five minutes ago?  OK that’s fine but that doesn’t excuse how ridiculous this chick is.  Other than that?  I got nothing.  I’m wearing pajama pants and it’s 3 in the afternoon.

More knee high sock girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The Japanese never cease to amaze me – [Cracked]

These naked girls get interrupted – [Youtube]

Stacy Keibler looking quite bootylicious these days – [Popoholic]

Audrina Patridge douchebag bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

The funniest DUI videos of all time – [Manofest]

Shakira is finally ready to give us a strip tease video – [Flisted]

Just another guido in just another day – [Caveman Circus]

The hottest chicks of the week – [Takeareport]

Danielle Moinet of the lingerie football league – [Gunaxin]

If you touch money you’ll be in pain – [Asylum]

25 Great Moment in Figure Skating – [Attuworld]

Knocked up was semi-autobiographical – [Filmdrunk]

Check out the MacGuyver hair dresser – [Nextround]

Bill Reilly is such a douche – [Flabber]

A bad idea becomes an amazing video – [Don Chavez]

A bikini clad Kimberly Walsh sits in Hawaii – [DJ Mick]

This dog is definitely cooler than you are – [Blog of Hilarity]

Jessica Simpson makes out…with a dog – [Cityrag]

The MMA submission of the year – [The Bachelor Guy]

Lou Diamond Phillips pancakes – [Screenjunkies]