And I wonder why.  Don’t ask me why but for some reason Mr. Sleeves sent me a message on Myspace saying “Wow.”  I can only assume this was some feeble attempt to reach out to millions of unsuspecting people getting them to look at his tattoos which were clearly inked on there for attention.

If not for attention than what?  Seriously, what?  Religious beliefs?  To be tough?  I just don’t buy other answers.  You don’t get that many tattoos without some desire to be noticed.

Other than that?  Here’s what I have to say.

WOW!

Does anyone care about this stuff now?

From USA Today:

Doyle Brunson was in prime contention when he quit the 1972 World Series of Poker. He said he was ill, but that was a fib.

Brunson left because some news reporters and TV cameras started showing up at Binion’s Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas. Back home in Texas, he had kept it a secret that he played poker for a living.

Now, with the World Series marking its 40th year, thousands of players from around the world are drawn to its spotlight. TV coverage and attention far beyond what Brunson encountered are part of the allure. Surprise winners have become the norm, and the WSOP has made that a selling point.

Look, even I’ll admit that Poker was getting kind of cool after Chris Moneymaker won the entire thing back in 2003 (he also apparently went broke right after winning). I even started playing Texas Hold ‘Em online. But poker is a different animal. I’m glad I didn’t get sucked in.

You look at all these dudes who play for 10-12 hours online a day. Then you actually meet them in person? Pretty sure they’re the same people who wind up at Star Trek conventions and Porn Conventions putting up the photos they take in plaques and stuff.

What it comes down to is this:  You’re watching a bunch of very not good looking guys who are tremendous dorks winning tons of money right in front of you. That might give some people “hope” but it sure as hell annoys me.

I’d rather just watch Baywatch.

Let’s face it.  If you’re any kind of self respecting male you probably eat meat.  I suppose I can try and respect one’s insistence on not eating meat but I know that in the back of my mind if I meet a male that says he’s a vegetarian or worse yet a vegan I will always think “what a sissy.”

I’m sorry but that’s just how I feel.  However, that doesn’t mean I don’t have 100% respect for the people behind PETA.  And it’s not because they’re trying to save animals or get people to eat more veggies.   It’s because they’re using sex to do so.

I will always eat meat so I’m sorry PETA you’ll never get me to convert.  But if you keep filming these kinds of videos then you’ll always have a place in my heart.

Check out these 10 sexy PETA videos

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Anyone who is in a fantasy baseball league should know what I’m talking about here.  What exactly is a fantasy baseball slut?  Well just like a slut in real life, these guys get around.  They move from owner to owner, pleasuring them, teasing them, and then of course leaving them.

You think you might hold on to this player but after one implosion or a series of crappy at bats, they head right back to where they belong:  the waiver wire.

So who are the biggest fantasy baseball sluts so far?

Find out after the jump

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Click on the photo for a comprehensive guide to SFW Boobs

Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, COED’s compiled a Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs

More SFW Boobs at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Personality disorders caused by the internet – [Cracked]

Another wonderful addition of Click a Chick – [Bustedcoverage]

Monkey pees on the President of Zambia – [Manofest]

Now this is a hell of spring break drunkenness gallery – [Phun] (NSFW Ads)

Professional athletes frozen in time – [The Chive]

Something called Minty Flatulence sexy – [Asylum]

Katie Price works her big speedbags – [The Grumpiest]

I like sexy pictures of Drea De Matteo – [Warming Glow]

A Firework nutshot fail – [Attuworld]

People posing with the Wall Stree Bull’s balls – [Don Chavez]

A new set of Backshift babes – [DJ Mick]

A glorious look at the girls of Canada – [Gunaxin]

Check out who the latest feature model is – [Bullzeye]

Cross Dressing clowns are a big problem – [Blog of Hilarity]

Chris Cooley set to fire a dead cow – [Withleather]

Getting a voicemail from Mr. Belding – [Nextround]

Guess if it’s cleavage or an ass – [Cityrag]

Twitter’s first weed delivery guy in business – [Flisted]

The true meaning of Wife – [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for a video of Emily Scott

Emily Scott is earning her way into the Uncoached hall of fame.   I think she’s now been on this site 8 times.  We’re gonna get you into double digits Emily, if it’s the last thing I do. 

More hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

From KPLR11

The Sleepers — Curtis, Deborah and their children, Kian, Perry and baby Theodore Wesley — live in a cave, a 17,000-square-foot gouge in the earth left by a 1930s sandstone mine. It’s Tom Sawyer country here in Festus, Mo., just a few miles from the Mississippi River, and the Sleepers showed their adventurous side by making their home 45 feet under a forest (and a neighbor’s home).

Curtis Sleeper said they chose to build in the cave because of the serenity and privacy he and his wife felt on the first day they visited the site. The front of the three-bedroom home is constructed from glass doors and used materials bought from a local store. Insulation sealant keeps the interiors 65 to 70 degrees year-round, Curtis said.

Anyone else find it odd that their last name is Sleeper?  By the way this house is amazing.

Photos after the jump

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“Pearl Necklace, Pearl Pearl Necklace”

I love the background guy.  “Chicken Fried Steak Y’all!”

Now be honest people, after seeing this video, are you telling me you WOULDN’T rape this girl?

In case you don’t know who Sofia Milos is, she’s an Italian/Greek actress who was born in 1965.  The woman is nearly 44 years old.  Unfortunately she’s a scientologist but let’s focus on the better things.

Her wrinkles.  I think I actually like her wrinkles, if that’s even possible.  Her tan.  Completely reminiscent of any “cougar” type of program you’ll watch.  I mean even her cleavage has a bronzy type tan.

Her body.  Long and slender and not too perfect.  But the non perfect makes it perfect.  If there’s any fantasy I’d want with her it’s the “pizza delivery boy she takes hold of me” fantasy.

More of Milos after the jump

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