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Jul 30 2009

Meet The Boyfriend Collector

Published by under Oddly Enough

Boyfriend Collector

Some people collect coins, others collect lighters, but this girl “collects” men.  She always took pictures of the guys with whom she went out and there was a good number of them.

How do I know this?  Well, it appears this girl is an active user of one of the major Russian social networks.  I don’t know which one but how else in the world do you see this many pictures of the same girl with different dudes?

She’s gotta be one of the biggest skanks of all time.

Check out her triumphs after the jump

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Jul 30 2009

What do you Guys Think: Real or Fake?

Published by under Video,Video of the Day

Look I’m as skeptical as you guys are when it comes to seeing ghosts and stuff like that.  So anytime one of these videos pops up it generally fills me with doubt.

However, I don’t know.  This one seems pretty legit.

Give it a try.

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Jul 30 2009

She’s Uncoachable: The Other Katie Price AKA Jodie Marsh

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Jodie Marsh

I don’t want to confuse all you people out there since Katie Price has an AKA which is Jordan.  But then I saw Jodie Marsh and 100% thought that was also Katie Price.  Well as it turns out, Jodie Marsh is her own woman and she and Price actually dislike each other.

While Price is in the tabloids much more, I think Marsh has the bigger guns, and a much prettier face.  Plus she poses nude a hell of a lot more.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

Ah yes, she’s British as well.   What a stud she is.

More of Marsh after the jump

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Jul 30 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Paulie Malignaggi, Enough Said

Published by under The Myspace Toolbox

Paulie Malignaggi

Yup, Paul Malignaggi can beat the ever living crap out of me.  Why?  He’s an MMA Fighter.  But that doesn’t mean MMA fighters can’t be Myspace Toolboxes.

So yeah, Paul,  you’re kind of a tool.  But I’d let you punch me in the stomach once…once.

Just fix the hair man.  And stop being all…yeah, you know.  Stop hating on me yo


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Jul 30 2009

Things That Don’t Happen in New York: Man Kills Bear Who Got in His House

Published by under News


Not that I’m starting a new segment or anything but since I live in Manhattan there’s quite an abundance of “rural” things that we rarely see here in the city that never sleeps.

Here’s one from MSNBC

Everett Skinner and his family have started keeping their windows closed at night after a bear broke into their home and he fatally shot it.

The bear ripped off a window screen and climbed into their den Saturday night, Skinner said.

Skinner’s daughter Nicole awoke at about 11:30 p.m. local time to a strange shuffling sound and was the first to spot the bruin, the Daily Courier reported. She quickly retreated to her parents’ room to get help. 

Come on guys.  He was probably just trying to catch up on Family Guy.

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Jul 30 2009

Sunblock is Probably My New Favorite Band….Because of the Chicks

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Sunblock Girls

Now this is how you start a buzz

Swedish house duo Sunblock know how to throw a party. They call in their gorgeous Sunblock Girls, who in turn hike in 40 of their most gorgeous mates. The result? The sexiest house music house party ever!

Fronting Sunblock’s new single ‘First Time’ (featuring Robin Beck), you’ll get to see Sunblock Girls Andre, Oksana, Rebecka and Permilla having bubble baths, stripping down and generally just looking very nice indeed.

While I can’t necessarily agree that Sunblock’s music is all that good I must say I completely agree with their marketing strategy.

Find out why after the jump

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Jul 30 2009

A Collection of Ungodly “To All You Haters” Videos

Published by under Entertainment,Oddly Enough,Video


I never realized how many people just like to tape themselves in front of their computers and then post it on Youtube.  Should I be doing this?  It’s like talking into a mirror.  You might think it’s fun and cool by yourself but when you actually run the tape you sound like a total jackass.

And yet there’s this crazy contingent on the internet that does this.  These people actually build up little audiences and as such they develop “haters.”  P.S. I can’t stand that term.  So what do these little tulips do?  They make videos responding to the hater comments they receive.

Quick message.  When you have a hater message that says you “don’t care what the haters say,” making an entire video about it means the complete opposite.

Here a collection of ungodly “to all you haters” videos

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Jul 30 2009

Thursday’s Throwdown: Popular Porn Scenarios, Awesome Michael Jackson Tribute, and Back Dimples

Published by under Thursday's Throwdown


Click on the photo for 10 porn scenarios that are implausible

Somewhere along the way, pornographers got the idea that people only liked on-camera coitus if it had a believable back story. And, after a few decades struggling to find good actors willing to do it on camera, the industry came up with the concept of reality porn.

More reality at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Another awesome Michael Jackson tribute – [Withleather]

Sometimes the sexiest part is the back dimple – [COED Magazine]

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Behold the G.I. Joe epic fartbomb – [Filmdrunk]

Hilarious shake weight exercise for women – [Break]

Please sign up the for the Megan Fox blackout day – [Popcrunch]

A great office lunchtime prank in 5 photos – [The Chive]

The coolest hole in one ever – [Attuworld]

Well if you want to fine hot chicks then…. – [Nuts]

Katy Perry can’t spell but she’s still hot – [Spike]

Filling his spank bank with your love – [Atom]

Dude gets completely owned by first question – [Cavemancircus]

Be very aware of the penis monster sign – [Nextround]

Congrats on being an iPhone application! – [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you missed the wonderful tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

This is the best jeopardy contestant ever -[Sublime Blog]

The Dancing inmate Michael Jackson tribute – [Cityrag]

Why give yourself a nut shot? – [Totally Crap]

Red Wine makes women Randy – [Asylum]

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Jul 29 2009

The Bikini Car Wash Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo for more bikini car wash

Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash.  And nothing says anything like me not knowing what I’m talking about after looking at young chicks with foam all over themselves.  What?

More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Aida Tub Tennis Fernanda Clement Wild Awesome Zoe

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Jul 29 2009

15 Items that People Must Have Bought on Ebay and Must Have Been Drunk While Doing It

Published by under Oddly Enough

Terrible Items

There was a time when I was completely hammered in college (yes, one time) when I was messing around on Ebay with some buddies of mine.  It was the only time I had ever bought something completely ridiculous on the site (other than porn).  I wound up spending 7 bucks on a Budweiser mirror that was in poor condition with a wooden frame.

I thought it made up the room quite nicely.  But I tell ya man.  There are some weird people out there.  Not only weird people, weird manufacturers.  I don’t know how or why these items got made but somehow they did.

Here are 15 items people must have bought on Ebay and must have been drunk while doing it.

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