For those of you who aren’t familiar with Pablo Francisco you’ve probably seen him but simply didn’t know his name.   He’s a fairly well known stand up comedian and became famous for doing his impression of Don Lafontaine, the late voice over guy for movie previews.

But Pablo has a hell of a lot more than that in his repertoire.  And I’m almost pissed at myself for not knowing this.  Francisco actually has a little bit of Michael Winslow (Jones from Police Academy)  in him as well.  Take his ability to make funny noises coupled with his impression skills along with his overall wit and you’ve got a funny man.

Here are 5 clips of Pablo Francisco to help you pass the time

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Click on the photo to view more of the Hooters Car Wash

The waitressess, host staff, random models found on Craigslist (?) have been busy over the last 4-5 weeks hosing down some rides for extra cash.  This week the bikini team tackles a Tahoe and even waters down that damn Subaru again.

More bikini teams at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

If Sex Ad PSA’s were realistic – [Cracked]

A great gallery of babes on bicycles – [COED Magazine]

Poker player Tiffany Michelle:  Hot Girl, Cool Job – [Asylum]

Guy has a bottle stuck up his ass – [Totally Crap]

Let’s face it, Emma Watson is incredibly hot – [Usemycomputer]

The most insane scene of all time – [Filmdrunk]

Serena Williams breaks down the grunt – [Withleather]

Painfully funny fireworks fail videos – [Attuworld]

Something funny with toilet paper and a toilet – [Flabber]

Hayden Panettiere looking quite good these days – [NS4W]

Patriotic girls in flag bikinis – [HGOM]

Real life Prison breaks – [FHM]

15 Actors who can’t escape their characters – [Bullzeye]

One of the best Hooters girls of all time – [The Chive]

Bollywood babes deserve much more attention – [Cityrag]

This is the best air safety video ever – [Flisted]

When already lame viral videos go wrong – [Blog of Hilarity]

Michelle McMurray is pretty delicious – [Gorillamask]

18 More great slutty girl shirt ideas – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more self pics

We’d just like to thank all the of girls in this gallery for taking these awesome pictures, and all of their ex-boyfriends for loading them onto the internet.   The internet is a wonderful thing.  A truly blessed thing.

More blessed things at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Manufactured by the Nippon Electric Company (NEC, 1960), the drum-based machine was one of the earliest transistorized Japanese computers. It was used for business, scientific and engineering applications.

This is just one of the many computers that existed nearly 50 years ago.  It’s amazing that just 10 years ago I owned a computer in college that had a 1.2 GB hard drive and it cost over 2 grand.  Today my iPod mini has over 8GB of space on it.

That boggles my mind every single time I think about it.  Space just continues to shrink but it obviously wasn’t always that way.

Check out some of these vintage computers….

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I mean it’s a close one between her and the Angry German Kid but this woman edges him out.   The woman is apparently upset that her buttocks implants are drooping and is seeking out another doctor.

Ass implants?  How about a face job?  How about a boob job?  How about trying to not look ugly first before making your ass bigger?  Is this some kind of twisted joke?

Is she trying to be a white booty girl so she can get into 2 Live Crew videos or something?  This woman has got to be the loneliest woman on earth.

I’m still not 100% sure why Melissa Ann Teixeira is called “Hemigirl.”  I really don’t care all that much.  What I do know is that she was discovered to be a model at age 17 in Massachusetts.

The girl loves sports and is a current member of the New England Euphoria in the Lingerie Football league.  She also makes tons of appearances on sports shows and what not.

But it’s really the perfect body that should captivate you people.  It’s built for Playboy.

More of the body after the jump

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I call him an absolute moron.

Look at this retard

As the newest installment of Harry Potter is set to be released in theaters around the world, the stars of the movie gathered up for the premiere in the UK yesterday.

And while I’m pretty psyched to see the film, it’s pretty amazing to see how all of these kids grew up before our eyes.   It must be nice knowing you are part of a franchise worth over a billion dollars that has lasted over 10 years.

Something tells me that most of the kids won’t amount to much when all is said and done, but there’s one gal who will surely bless all of us with her presence even when the Potter franchise lays to rest:  Emma Watson.

Yes, it’s legal for all of us to say how hot she is now.  Hell we were saying it about 3 years ago.  Man has this girl blossomed huh?   Emma, sex scenes win Oscars.  I’m just saying….

Potter!

I told you guys a while back how dudes get into certain body part phases.  Remember this discussion?  One day it could be a face day.  Hell it could even be a face week.  That means that even if I see a woman with a pretty bad figure that I’ll dig her anyway if she’s got a great face.  Some weeks are stomach weeks.

We’ve all established that every day is a boob day so that doesn’t count.  But today?  Today I’m in a leggish kind of a mood.  And not just any legs:  celebrity legs.

When I came across this excellent set of pictures it was tough to choose 30 that would make the cut but I think you’ll agree that these are some way above average celebrity leg shots.

Enjoy the gallery

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