Pilar Rubio, whose name I really enjoy, won the prize for best television reporter in 2007 by someone.  And in 2009 was voted as one of the sexiest women in the world by FHM Spain.    Another important fact to note is that Pilar wears push up bras extremely well.

So you take the combo of news reporting, being one of the sexiest women in the world and excellent breast positioning, and it would seem you’ve got a fine woman on your hands.  That and the fact she’s Latina.

Sometimes I really enjoy this job.

More of Pilar after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of the gun toting bikini model

This is a college senior who knows what she’s doing and is responsible with her guns unlike some wacko waitress from Dave and Buster’s.  BC urges all of the Republicans who think the Democrats are going to take your guns to send this post to your representative.

More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The world’s strongest vagina muscles – [Sublime Blog]

Man gets drunk and performs oral sex on sister by accident – [Barstool Sports]

The Miss COED July 2009 showdown – [COED Magazine]

10 Glorious failures in TV Auditions – [Cracked]

A gallery of hot chicks with beer cans – [Holytaco]

Hawk Jones is an 8 year old private dick – [Filmdrunk]

20 Freakishly large animals – [Manofest]

8 Woman approved tops from Pick-Up Boot camp – [Asylum]

It really doesn’t get any closer than this – [The Chive]

Try and experience these 100 great adventures – [FHM]

Even parents have the right to laugh – [Attuworld]

Peeling a banana is funnier than you think – [Flabber]

Zaira Nara has a good enough body to match a cool name – [On205th]

I think I am in love with Amanda Pogrell – [Gorillamask]

8 NFL Bad boys you don’t want to mess with – [Gunaxin]

Paris Hilton wearing a see through top – [Cameltap]

Blake Lively’s near boob nip slip – [The Grumpiest]

Trust me, you’ll enjoy the lead picture – [Don Chavez]

Trying to keep all the American drunks out – [EJB]

The hottest chick of all of last week – [Takeareport]

Mena Suvari looks pretty decent in a bikini – [Celebrity Odor]

Click on the photo for more sexy tube sock girls

If silk stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings’ hot younger sister. There’s just something about seeing a girl with her socks pulled up past the knee that drives a man wild.

More young and socky girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I know how much crap there is out there.  You know how much crap there is out there.  The amount of garbage that comes in a can these days is simply astounding.  With all of the health concerns out there these days one would think that smoked rattlesnake and roasted brains might not be advertised.

But sure enough, travel outside the U.S. and you’ll see some of the sloppiest canned goods you will ever lay eyes on.  Funny thing is that we’re the obese country in the world.

Should I be eating franks and balls too?  Maybe I should

These are nasty, period

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This is Dschinghis Khan’s Moskau with subtitles stating what it sounds like in English.   Just in case you don’t know who Dschinghis Khan is:

A German pop band, created in 1979 to compete in the Eurovision Song Contest. The name of the band was chosen to fit the song of the same name, written and produced by Ralph Siegel with lyrics by Bernd Meinunger.

Appearing at the height of the disco boom and following on the heels of other German-produced bands such as Boney M, Arabesque, and Silver Convention, the band achieved wide popularity in most of the world. Their songs invariably were themed on historical figures and exotic cultures and locales.

Zee Germans.

Her name is Melissa Burley.   She’s 30-years-old and lives in Houston, Texas.   Melissa won some Grand Prix model contest or something like that in 2007.    She also won best bartender in Miami in 2007.  As far as anything in 2009?  Credit Ms. Burley with winning a spot on this website.  Yeah that’s right.

It’s an honor to be up here.   I love that fact that Melissa is 30.  Why?  I’m 30.  Yay!  We have that in common Melissa.  Isn’t that amazing?  Now I feel like we could talk for hours.  OMG, we’re like, both 30.

OK, that wasn’t going anywhere.  More pics of Melissa after the jump

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If taking 7000 cell phone pictures in nearly the same position and having a 100% pubic mustache that clearly doesn’t ever need to shaved constitutes one being gorgeous, then I guess little tool Kyle totally fits the bill.

This kid is 17-years-old and clearly needs a lesson in how to be a human being.  So given his age and complete ignorance to how much of a jackass he looks like, can I really blame the young lad?

Yes, yes I can.

Kylie!

From Reuters

A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk. Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.

Good God I only wish I A. Had the video and B. could hear a badger speak English.

Can you imagine what this little guy would have said to the cops?  “Guys, get the f*ck out of here and let me be.  I feel like ass and the last thing I need is you tools crowded around me.”  (followed by the diarrhea and…..)  “Didn’t I tell you to get the hell out of here?”

Badgers absolutely rule.

I’ve stayed at the Hard Rock in Vegas before.  In fact it was for a bachelor party.   And I’ll never forget doing the cabana thing by the pool.  We were there relatively early for summer so there was actually room outside.  However, it was still pretty packed.   But while I saw the hotties in the bikinis and the oiled skin, it just didn’t do it for me.

Why?  It was too loud and annoying.  This was almost 3 years ago and the first time I realized that I was truly getting old.  And today I was poking around watching videos of Rehab Pool parties only to get nostalgic.  Not so I could relive days of being a Myspace Toolbox (which I never was).  But because I used to have energy as a young man.

I’m still young.  Don’t get me wrong.  But there’s zero desire for me to go out anymore.  How sad.

So in honor of this I’ve chosen 5 videos that will show you what I will no longer do in my old age

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