I’ve seen people do some creative things but this is pretty genius.  I don’t know why I’ve never thought of this.  What a novel idea.

Thanks to Break for the video.

From Hayley’s Myspace Profile

I have my tongue, belly, neck and ears pierced.
I live in Melbourne in Altona Meadows, but i often go back to stay in Albury Wodonga (“The Dong”).
I I work at Supercheap Auto and also do promotional modeling.

A Few things.  She’s from Australia.  The piercings.  And “The Dong?”  You’ve gotta be kidding me.  This might easily be one of my favorite girls out there.  What a stud muffin.

More of Hayley after the jump

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One.  I hate this guy more than just about anything in the world right now.

Two.  I hate this guy more than just about anything in the world right now.

Joey Snots!

So over the weekend Brock Lesnar started to yet again prove his UFC fighting skills aren’t just a farce.   And I started to realize something about the man.  Is it possible that Brock Lesnar is the most male, male on the planet?  Think about this guy.

Let’s go back to right before the guy dominated pro wrestling.  He was first a real wrestler.  So that developed his cauliflower ear, a true sign of maleness. Then?  Then he goes on what is more than likely a steroid rampage becoming the youngest WWE champion in history.  He also sports the largest traps known to man.  Check.

Then he decides to just tryout for pro football because well, he’s a ridiculous specimen and might have a chance.  Check.  Then he says, “eh, since I wrestled I might as well use that and beat the crap out of people for a living.”

Then?  Then he gets a tattoo that covers his entire chest.  Oh and the spiked hair.

There’s really only one of two things happening here.  He’s either the most male male on the planet or he’s the biggest closet case gay guy out there.  I don’t think there’s an in between.

Carry on.

For those of you not familiar with Webcam Julia, she is an internet sensation hailing from Germany.  She’s known for these cute little webcam videos that she puts out where she is dancing in slutty clothes to very happy sounding German techno music that she in fact sings to.

I still haven’t figured out if Julia is the real singer (I think she is).  It’s tough to determine what Julia wants to be.  I’m not sure if she wants to be a pop star, remain with just these videos and grow that business, or eventually turn to extremely raunchy German hardcore porn.  Clearly the latter is what I’m hoping for here.

We could always use another spretzin and froogin maufen star.   Zee Germans.  They really know their bodily fluids.

In any event I dug up five videos of this young lady that I thought you’d enjoy

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By no means is this an article for me to rag on Emmanuel Lewis.  Yes he’s short.  Yes the guy has done the Z-List celebrities living in a house together show.  Yes he used to have a real crush on Michael Jackson as a little boy.  But so what?  The dude has done the best he can with the cards he’s been dealt.

However, that doesn’t mean some of the pictures he’s gotten himself into haven’t been comment worthy.  And yes, the fact that he’s really tiny helps the situation a ton.

Again though, I’m a big fan of this guy.  But dammit if it isn’t easy to laugh at these.

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Click on the photo for more of Kodye

Meet pin-up-perfect, 21-year-old glamour and fashion model, Kodye Elyse. She’s done a few ads for companies like Mossimo, but hasn’t yet gotten the exposure she deserves.  If that doesn’t wake you up this Monday what will?

More wake up material at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Star Wars Characters who totally dropped the ball – [Cracked]

Now this is what I call Holiday Honeys – [FHM]

Please just put the Krupa sisters in my lap please – [The Sublime Blog]

Obama likes to check out that ass – [Barstool Sports]

Malin Akerman has come a long way – [Filmdrunk]

Five minutes of fainting fame – [Manofest]

The “Hoe” license plate holds up in court – [Asylum]

Rachel Mestonen in a very tiny bikini – [EJB]

Top ten funniest homosexuals in film – [Gunaxin]

Bullets hitting all sorts of stuff – [The Chive]

5 landmarks in the evolution of animated porn – [Regretful Morning]

20 Celebrity vampires – [Cityrag]

Now this is what crutches are for – [Attuworld]

Sascha Baron Cohen is the man – [Flabber]

A history of ruined photos and picture bombs – [Nextround]

It’s always nice to post big boobies! – [Funtasticus]

Watch these roller babies, if you dare – [The Bachelor Guy]

How do dude hookers make money? – [Flisted]

Lindsey is my latest crush – [Bullzeye]

My only explanation for putting this picture up is….why wouldn’t I put this picture up?

Your captions are more than welcome.

If you don’t think this is real, think again.  Check out this website.  This thing is no joke man.

It was in 1933. Philanthropist Inder Singh Grewal visualised an annual recreational meet where farmers from areas surrounding Kila Raipur could get together and test their corporal endurance. The idea gave birth to Kila Raipur Sports, the undisputed “Rural Olympics”.

The idea also gave birth to about 10,000 examples of unintentional humor that would last for decades.