I don’t care when I pass a crazy person on the street.  My wife freaks out but I generally laugh.  Her argument is that “you never know when someone is carrying a gun.”  Well frankly if I’m going to live my life that way then I won’t bother walking down the street anymore.

Why do I bring this up?  Because sometimes you just shouldn’t do stuff to people whose reactions you can’t really predict.  So the next time you think about consistently annoying someone, remember that the person next to you and not you might be reamed for it.

And then you’ll feel guilty…I think.

Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000 and the Runner-up for Miss Universe in the same year.  And as many women who win contests like that,  Mrs. Lindes Griffith turned to modeling and acting as a means to income.

Personally I’d rather just marry a rich dude and cheat on him but that’s me.  Helen has taken the solid route of trying to earn her keep.  I have absolutely zero idea what I’m talking about here.

But I do know that Helen looks fantastic in lingerie.

More of Lindes after the jump

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I think my own vagina is a bigger rockstar than this guy.

Yup, total Rockstar.

From Reuters

A Berlin brothel has come up with a novel way to negate the impact of the global economic crisis and target a new group of customers at the same time — offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.

“The recession has hit our industry hard,” said Thomas Goetz, owner of the “Maison d’envie” brothel.

“Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people,” he added. “It’s good for business, it’s good for the environment — and it’s good for the girls.”

Customers who arrive on bicycle or who can prove they took public transportation get a 5-euro ($7) discount from the usual 70-euro ($100) fee for 45 minute sessions, Goetz told Reuters. He said the environmentally friendly offer was working

The recession has hit our industry hard.  Hahaha.  Hard.

Seriously though.

Flight to Germany -500 dollars
Renting a bicycle for the day – 40 dollars
A 45 minute “session” after proof of bicycle – 93 dollars
Knowing you just had sex with a whore for 7 dollars less than the normal amount?

Priceless

Every July 4th men websites (including my own) always end up posting pictures of hot chicks in American Flag bikinis.  And for the rest of eternity, as long as the internet is around, men websites will more than likely continue with this practice.  Afterall you get to feel good about being an American while still posting gratuitous sexy shots to drive traffic.

However, given that I’ve really only seen hot chicks in American flag bikinis (and an occasional Canadian one), I wanted to see women in other flag bikinis.

So until I get better at photoshop, which believe me I’m getting there, here are real pictures of women with flag bikinis from around the world

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It’s always fun to watch some of the best knockouts be it boxing, MMA or even a school fight.   And while knockouts can come in a variety of shapes and forms, my personal favorite is the one punch knockout.  Sure you don’t get to see what you paid for, but it’s not often you get to watch a guy get totally flattened in one punch.

It’s gotta be embarrassing as hell too.   But if there’s a moment that’s awfully sobering in one’s life, it’s gotta be when they were geared up to do damage only to get decked in a matter of seconds.

Here are 10 entertaining one punch knockouts

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Click on the photo for more over the shoulder poses

One of the best things about hot girls is that they have shoulders.  And what do you do with shoulders?  Why, you look over them while showing off your goods, that’s what.  Yeah, that’s exactly what.

More shoulder girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Yet another fine episode of click-a-chick – [Bustedcoverage]

The Absolute low point in Michael Jackson’s CNN Coverage – [Cracked]

Megan Fox is naked in Jennifer’s body – [FHM]

When prank calls to your wife go wrong – [Sublime Blog]

Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ Magazine – [Totally Crap]

Monica Cruz has a ridiculous body at the beach – [NS4W]

Women being hot can affect your sperm speed – [Asylum]

An incredible George Costanza wedding gift – [Barstool Sports]

I sure do like Sabrina Jane’s body – [Gorillamask]

The best U-Turn you will ever see – [Caveman Circus]

Is there ever a bad time to see hot girls kissing each other? – [Funtasticus]

The finest women from all the land – [Takeareport]

Boobs and red bull are a great combination – [Gunaxin]

Elle Macpherson is still looking incredibly sexy – [Usemycomputer]

Fighting cocks in Costa Rica – [Attuworld]

Dude, where’s my Hangover? – [Flabber]

Summer Glau is one badass chick from the future – [TSBMag]

An intelligent headbutt into a windshield – [Blog of Hilarity]

Kate Moss doesn’t mind being topless – [Cityrag]

Probably the sexiest Aubrey O’Day picture ever – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more of Svetoslava Simeonova

She’s been featured on this site before. But why not put the ridiculously annoying to write out named hottie back on?  She’s Russian and looks quite nice in the buff.  Yay birthday suits and not being able to see anything!

More Russians at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

From Artsy Time

Jats and Rajputs from the Indian state of Rajasthan wear distinctive turbans. Rajputs traditionally wear colored turbans whereas Jats wear white turbans. The Marwaris wear light colored turbans. Many styles of turbans are found in Rajasthan; it is said that the style of the turban changes with every 15 km you travel. In some areas, especially in Rajasthan the turban’s size may indicate the position of the person in society. ‘Royalty’ in different parts of India have distinctly different styles of turbans, as do the ‘peasants’, who often just wear a small piece of cloth wound around the head.

Well now that we have that settled, can we please see the pictures and laugh?

Sure, right after the jump

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