A few things.  Something happened to the way Al Pacino uses the letter “S.”  It just doesn’t sound the same anymore.

Two.  I think he actually lowers his voice on purpose these days to continue his tough voice persona.

Three.  This story is pretty awesome.

For a girl that’s 22-years-old it just seems that Brittany Blakely is way older.   When I perused her Myspace Profile it almost reminded me of some MILF trying to recapture her youth.  But I guess the pictures make sense because Brittany is in fact young.

Granted an extended period of time hanging out with this girl would eventually lead me to heart failure (what with all the running around getting drunk stuff), I think it would be a fun time.

Not to mention she’s incredibly blond and has an excellent manufactured body.

More of this body after the jump

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I have no clue who this dude is.  Do any of you this guy?  Nick Perkins?  Whatever.  This is the kind of guy that refers to movie stars by their first names because he met them once and they told him to fuck off.

“Oh yeah, I know Tom, he’s a good buddy of mine.  We were on the set of Mission Impossible 2 together.”  Yes, when you were an extra and you had snot on your mouth.

I Love L.A.!

From the NY Daily News yesterday:

Lance Armstrong remains within striking distance of the yellow jersey following the 10th stage of the Tour de France on Tuesday, a 121-mile ride from Limoges to Issoudun won by British cyclist Mark Cavendish following a sprint finish over the final 200 yards.

Cavendish edged Thor Hushovd of Norway to collect his third stage victory, and American Tyler Farrar finished third, but the stage had little impact on the overall standings.

So basically here’s how it’s gonna go down.  During the final stages of the race Lance will have some sort of leg cramp and or “ailment” that will enable him to have to stop.

Then he’ll make sure to get a drink on the side of the road.  While getting a drink a “fan” will accidentally bump into him somehow injecting him with an unregistered amount of horse hormones.

Armstrong will then win the race by about 6 days and people will always talk about his memorable comeback.  He’ll test positive 3 weeks after winning the crown.  He’ll be ridiculed, retire, and then come back when he’s 46 only to repeat this exact process all over again.

As a male, I truly respect magazines like Maxim and FHM.  Their coverage of everything male is pretty good.   Their coverage of hot women is dare I say, exemplary.  However, when it comes to their top 100′s and lists like that I get a little pissed off.  And here’s why.  They always use famous women who aren’t nearly as attractive as at least 75% of the women they feature in their magazines.

Now I know it’s a tough task to come up with a top 100 of hot girls period.  But you could easily break it into segments (i.e. of a certain region, profession, etc etc.  And I guarantee that there won’t be nearly as many celebrities featured.

Well the same goes for Univision.  I’ve seen “top women of Univision” articles and they’re horrible.  All they do is rank famous women featured on Univision.  They are not even close to the hottest women on there.

So I’ve decided to collect various pictures of women featured on Univision as well as screen shots from Univision shows.

These are truly the hottest women on Univision.

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Need to kill some time?  Need to get a laugh this afternoon?  For those of you at work or near friends’ computers this short little read might be for you.

We’re long gone from the days of emails that say “check this out!” and all of a sudden you click on a button and gay porn pops up.  Those things are primitive these days.  Plus nearly every email that’s not from someone you know should be deleted anyway.

But if you really want to amuse yourself then you can try these simple little tricks that will have your friends and co-workers reeling in agony.  And the best part is, they’re harmless and usually require one click of a button to fix.

Enjoy

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Click on the photo for the cheerleaders of MLB

With Monday’s Home Run Derby and Tuesday’s All Star game kicking off the week, the baseball season is ramping up for its end of the summer push. And if there’s one thing we love most about every sport, it’s cheerleaders. And believe it or not, baseball actually has cheerleaders!

More cheerleaders at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

9 Toys that prepare children for a life of menial labor – [Cracked]

Olympic hookers and nerd cakes – [Asylum]

Abbey Clancy violently tests loads of man luggage – [FHM]

Norelys Rodriguez is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Olympian opens a brothel in New Zealand – [Withleather]

Secret fantasies about annoying Prius owners – [ACE of Spades]

The World’s fastest everything – [The Chive]

Ultimate Lindsay Lohan bikini compilation – [Caveman Circus]

The Pornstar tweet of the day – [Don Chavez]

One hot fitness model – [HGOM]

Any gallery of Keeley Hazell absolutely rules – [Flisted]

Mary Louise Parker knows how to bake a pie – [Gunaxin]

Monica Cruz looking good in a bikini – [The Grumpiest]

Gay penguins are in your face – [Blog of Hilarity]

The Bucci twins are hot blonds and twice the fun – [Bullz Eye]

Get ready for a boob jolt! – [Cityrag]

It’s all about the Roosevelts – [Banned in Hollywood]

To the guy at the other urinal… – [Nextround]

A manual on the worst boob jobs of all time – [Gibbs12]

Click on the photo for more of Rebecca Tysnes

Um.  I think it’s officially time for me to move to Norway.   I mean girls can’t be this hot can they?  There’s just no way this should be allowed.  Of all the things that are pissing me off at this moment I think life itself is doing the best job.  I mean, really?

More “really?” chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Have you ever just sat and looked at your wall or the floor, or any kind of inanimate object and found a face in it?  I love when that happens.  Or I love seeing certain patterns in things that other people might not see.  It’s kind of cool when your brain is able to function in that way.  I don’t know there’s just something about it that I like.

It’s particularly funny when you see sexual things like wee wees and vaginas.  Or how about when someone uses the word “come” and you think of … you know…. jizz.   It’s just wonderful isn’t it?

But for the purposes of this post we’re gonna focus on faces.

Here’s a gallery of faces found in everyday objects

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