I’ve never seen the show “She’s got the Look” but when I saw this clip I was validated.  I nearly puked when I saw this and if it weren’t for the censors I’m pretty sure I’d have had a big cleanup ahead of me.

This women might be the grossest thing walking the planet right now.  The funny thing is that some man, at some point in this lifetime will fall in love with her.

What is wrong with people?

This isn’t a knock on Cassie Sumner in any way.  But is she really that good looking?  I think Cassie is very pretty but by no means a Carmen Electra type.  But here she is, quite successful making appearances in Playboy, Nuts, Loaded and Zoo Weekly.   She’s proof that with the right marketing and a great pair of cannage, you get you quite far these days.

Plus I like that Cassie is English. That always helps.  Not to mention she dated Russell Brand.  So you know she’s gotta be into kinky stuff.  I’m sure she uses the word “spunk” often.

Other than that I got nothing.  Check out what brought Cassie up after the jump

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From Big Joe’s Myspace Profile

I’m a 25 yr old predominantly Italian, mutt. No i’m not your typical cookie cutter wannabe guido toolbag. I’m not a fake baked bodybuilder with a mongaloid clone haircut who needs to flex everything to feel important, and i’m certainly not pullin’ in a 6 figure income. I don’t pretend i’m Spanish and say “Ay Mami” or use the word “Sexy” every 10 seconds nor do I use bad pickup lines backed by poor vocabulary.

Other than the heavy metal music and guido faces pasted all over his pictures I can honestly say that I would NEVER hang out with this guy.

Dude you’re a guido.  Sorry.

For anyone not familiar with the Bullrun Rally:

The Bullrun brand originated from the now legendary Bullrun USA car rally. It is the most glamorous and high profile “luxury lifestyle” automotive rally.

Each year up to a 100 cars, driven by celebrities and individuals from around the world, embark on an epic seven-day rolling road-trip, partying in a different city every night.

What pisses me off is that I live here in New York City and could have probably seen little Kim in her skin tight racing uniform.  Instead I’m in here writing about it.  For shame.

I still can’t believe she’s only 5 feet tall.  What a tush.  How the hell can any of you out there not be fans of Kim Kardashian?

What the hell is your problem?

OK so here’s my question.   All of you are familiar with booty shaking dancing right?  I mean it’s certainly a stretch from Dirty Dancing.   This is the whole rump shake moving the ass real fast in an almost belly dancing fashion type of thing.  It’s mostly performed by the African American and Latin crowds.  If that’s racist too bad.  It’s true is it not?

My question is this.  If a woman is really good at that kind of dancing does it really mean she’s good in the sack?  I say not a chance.  Just because she can shake it fast doesn’t mean it’s gonna work in the bedroom.  I mean has anyone ever had a woman actually do that during sex?  It would be retarded.  There’s no rhythm.

Unless I’m totally missing something, I don’t get it.  Not that it’s not pleasurable to watch though.

Check these out….

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Ah yes, Mr. Hefner.  I’ve shined this guy for oh I don’t know, my entire life after puberty?  He’s about every single guy’s sexual idol.  We’ve made jokes like “he’s had more sex in the last week than I’ll have for the rest of my life, and he’s over 80!”  And all these things are probably true.   Hugh Hefner is the absolute beast of a man.

And while I would love to meet the guy behind Playboy someday, I like anyone else am allowed to poke fun at the old man.  Not that he’d ever read this or care.  But Hugh, consider this sort of a roast.

Enjoy ten things Hugh Hefner probably says before having sex with a new girl

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Click on the photo to see more of Danielle Lloyd “topless”

So what does “implied topless” mean anyway?  Well it means that a while back Danielle Lloyd had zero problems taking her top off.  And she still doesn’t.  She just likes to hide her nipples so we can’t see anything.  For shame Danielle.  For shame.

More hair bras at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

A Gallery of hot chicks with smoke coming out – [Holytaco]

Another Anne Hathaway anal sex joke – [Filmdrunk]

Wedding streaked in revenge prank – [Asylum]

13 Things that changed the world (by being tossed) – [Cracked]

Charleene Rena is the latest bootylicious chick – [FHM]

Looks like Holly Madison is getting it on with an elf – [Epic Carnival]

Ali Landry still looks amazing in a bikini – [NS4W]

Charlize Theron pumps gas – [Don Chavez]

In case you missed the mid week boob grabbing fun – [Funtasticus]

25 Photos of complete ownage – [The Chive]

Nikoleta Lozanova will blow your mind…again – [On205th]

I will never, ever get enough of Kim Kardashian – [Cavemancircus]

20 girls who would qualify for the British WAG open – [Nextround]

Hotter than Han and Leah – [Atom]

Awesome home run scenes from movies – [Attuworld]

I have to say this weird Tron guy is pretty funny – [Flabber]

Celebrity boob groping gone wild – [Cityrag]

A video on 99 words for boobs – [HGOM]

Booth babes of the UFC Expo – [Spike]

Click on the photo to see Collien’s bikini photoshoot

I’ve already posted Collien on this site as an Uncoachable chick.  However, any chance you have to see the girls actually move, then it’s a real treat.  And I’m thankful that I can link you guys to her video.  Yay!

More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Taken in 1964 in White Sands

We’ve seen plenty of galleries out there like this one.  In fact, Cracked makes it a regular post from time to time.  But that doesn’t mean these pictures aren’t really awesome.

So if you think I’m ripping off an article idea just read about 15 blogs for 15 days and see how much similar shit you read.  Just relax, enjoy these pictures and let me completely defend myself when there’s absolutely no reason to.

Here are 10 real pictures that look like photoshops

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