I have to say this “America’s Got Talent” is a pretty solid show. Even when there are crappy contestants on, it’s still somewhat entertaining. However, this kid, 9-year-old- Tallan Nobel Latz is far from crappy. Kind of makes you wonder though doesn’t it?

I mean what the hell was I doing at the age of nine? I mean yeah I was learning piano and playing sports to no end, but I didn’t exactly resemble Ray Charles on the piano at the time. It’s a wonder though. Does this kid have friends? Does he lead a “normal” life or is he practicing like 8 hours a day only to grow up being a psycho who can’t relate to other people?

Well, in the meantime let’s at least appreciate his talent. And let’s talk about something else…

Could Nick Cannon look any more like a clown on this show? What the hell? The producers really messed with race on this one. He’s one step away from being a minstrel.

I know that car show models have always been attractive.  When you look at HIN girls and other women of that genre it makes you get all tingly in the pants…as it should.  But a whole new tingle has really started to creep up on me over the last 2 years or so.   It’s the porn tingle.  It’s the I’m gonna have to leave the room for a few minutes tingle.

It’s the difference between saying “that girl’s really hot,” and “I really need to jerk off.” And with all of the stripper poles and girls spreading their legs at these car events, it’s inevitable that pistons and lubes won’t just be car parts anymore.  They’ll be props.

At least that’s the dream I have one day.

Here are some lovely pictures of car babes

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Perhaps it’s nostalgia.  Perhaps it’s knowing that we’re about halfway through the year and 2010 is eventually upon us.  The fact that 1980 will have been 30 years ago is pretty amazing.  And the difference between now and anything thirty years ago is pretty astounding as well.  Sowould the difference between 1980 and 1950 be, and so forth.

Not really sure where I was going with that but the point is I miss the 80s.  I miss the music.  I miss the weird hair and blazers in high school.  I was only 5 or 6 when the real 80s music videos started to air, but I feel like I remember them.

It’s unfortunate I missed these gems though.

Check out these 10 obscure 80s videos that I doubt you’d know

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Click on the photo to see a topless (link to NSFW) Electra in Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in vegas. It is where people go to get lucky and where careers go to die. Stand up and be counted Cher, Celine Dion, Elton John, Mel B and now Carmen Electra.  Oh but they get paid millions.

More Carmen types at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Too Hot in the Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties – [COED Magazine]

The amazing art of fighting on ledges – [Cracked]

Great pictures of people sleeping on the subway – [Freddos]

Robert Downey as Sherlok Holmes – [Filmdrunk]

Project Runways casts hot chicks a gay dudes – [Warming Glow]

Clickforeplay brings porn to the blind – [Asylum]

Nothing wrong with a Marisa Miller Fiesta – [Don Chavez]

If you’re scared of the dark, get a Suge Knight light – [Gorillamask]

A gallery of rockstars that look alike – [Attuworld]

The 50 Fattest players in baseball history – [Epic Carnival]

The hottest girls you missed over the weekend – [Takeareport]

Carolina Ardohain is definitely one of my favorites – [On205th]

Unbelievably sexy ball girls – [Cityrag]

First photos of Scarlett Johansson as black widow – [Spike]

Actors who can’t escape their characters – [Bullzeye]

The best Shrek photo of all time – [The Chive]

Hot sluts: an original series – [Atom]

Aspiring nun caught up in naked photo issues – [Blog of Hilarity]

Fayetville Tourism commercials are awesome – [Nextround]

The five fattest coaches in college football – [Brobible]

He falls over and over trying to land a 360 on his little 12′ bike, but makes up for it with a run in the new section of some park. You have to give him credit for his effort. 

The little tike is 8 for Christ’s sake.  What the hell were you doing when you were eight?

Check out all the other kids.  They’re way older.

From her Model Mayhem Profile

“While I appreciate and understand the need for edited images, this is my tribute to natural work: to be captured with skill and the spirit of the art that is raw photography; not to be solely manipulated by Photoshop but merely lit by the sun and immortalized in print that is untouched by humankind.”

Did anyone appreciate that quote?  Anyone at all?  I’m sorry Nhi Kim Do.  It’s a Saturday and I know this crowd is really only interested in checking you out for your body.  Nothing personal.

More Kim Do after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Nicolette

Twenty-four-year-old smokin’ hottie, Nicolette Lacson is a Filipino bikini, fashion and glamour model hailing from Beverly Hills, California.  Yeah I get it, she’s hot and I have no life.  Yay!

More reminder girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Christy West wears the best sand bra ever – [Gorillamask]

Rad Dudes, Rad Kids, Rad Ladies – [The Sublime Blog]

5 Spies with much bigger balls than James Bond – [Cracked]

Big Brother is WAY better in the U.K. – [Warming Glow]

College cheerleader enjoys wearing bikinis – [Busted Coverage]

Wait a minute, a car crashes into a camel? – [Totally Crap]

Kaylee Carver is scary hot – [Doubleviking]

How to pretend you’re listening to your girlfriend – [Holytaco]

The 100 Sexiest Music Videos – [FHM]

Out and about with Eva Mendes – [DJ Mick]

The life of a plumber isn’t too bad – [Attuworld]

The art of hotel bed jumping – [The Chive]

One of the best combos ever:  Jayde Nicole and Jo Garcia – [NS4W]

Just in case you missed Thursday’s giant cans – [Funtasticus]

The podium girls of cycling – [Gunaxin]

Bringing home the white girl – [Cavemancircus]

Victoria Silvstedt on a boat – [Don Chavez]

30 Babies caught drinking beer – [Manofest]

Kim Kardashian is a squirter – [The Grumpiest]

Rebecca Tysnes could seriously damage you – [On205th]

Yes, click here for a semi slutty picture of Erin Andrews

Look, we’re never going to see Andrews naked.  In fact I don’t even think she’ll ever even pose for Maxim.  But if I can see her in a dress that looks kind of 80s skanky then I guess I’ll have to take it.

If you want skanky go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

For all you younger folk out there who wear Charles Manson shirts just to be cool despite not understanding an iota of what you’re doing, need I remind you to simply stop.  Unless of course you hate Jews like myself, African Americans, or any other non Aryan race.

Aside from the fact that Manson is a white supremacist and man who went to jail for murder without actually killing someone, there are actually more reasons why this guy is in jail.

I personally think it’s simply the way the guy looks.  I mean couldn’t a guy be arrested just for looking this insane?  If I were a cop I’d make up some shit just to put this guy behind bars.

Here are some wacky pics of said Manson.

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