From LAtimes

The Quentin Richardson era lasted barely a weekend as the Clippers sent the veteran to the Minnesota Timberwolves today in exchange for forward Craig Smith, point guard Sebastian Telfair and forward Mark Madsen.

Richardson came to the Clippers from Memphis in the Zach Randolph deal, and that only became official on Friday

Let’s break this down:

Mark Madsen is perhaps the biggest loser in the NBA.  Yeah he works hard but the only way he gets attention is by working really hard and having cooler better players laugh at him on the sidelines.  But then he knows the only way he can hang out with those guys is by being known as the loser who works hard.  It’s a real conundrum.

Telfair?  Who the hell cares.  Guy is never going to be good, ever.  Oooh, he’s related to Marbury.  Yeah like that’s a good thing.  He’s too small.

Who the hell is Craig Smith?

This guy here is dead!

Most of my female athletic articles contain lewd pictures of squads while partying off the field.   These articles are generally constructed with the purpose of notifying the public that college kids will always act like college kids, even if they’re on a sports team.  But another reason these articles exist is to discover new talent on these squads.

So I headed down south to the Longhorn Softball team to discover two ladies that I think the country should be aware of.  The first is Raygan Michelle Feight and the second is Kelly Malone.  I’m not sure how Jennie Finch they are but believe me, they could easily be in Sports Illustrated or if Maxim gave them a call, I’d buy the issue.

And yes, of course I have partying pictures of the team.

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In a former life I was a recruiter for nearly 7 years before I decided to complain in my blogs for a living.  And during that time I underwent an awful lot of rejection.  Not necessarily that I wouldn’t get the job myself but you guys probably get the gist of it.  We’ve all been there.  All of us have applied for jobs and we knew deep down we never had a chance.

It was at those times I wished I had received a straight answer.  Like why can’t an employer just say “you suck.”  At least then I would know they didn’t like me.  Or how about “we had 15 applicants who were WAY better than you?”

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s these cookie cutter bullshit rejections that in all honesty deserve a punch in the face reaction.

Here are five such rejections and their true meanings

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Click on the photo for excellence in boobs

From the Dawn of Time, boobs have been shaping history – destroying careers, crippling world powers.  Many men have been nearly destroyed by these orbs of power.

More destruction at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Introducing the tandem boob press – [COED Magazine]

Alessandra Ambrosi’s bikini poll of the week – [Spike]

Wow, over 50% of internet users click on spam – [Asylum]

Sexiest celebrity sunbathing scenes of all time – [Epic Carnival]

Britney Spears’ nipples go to Europe – [Cityrag]

The Buxom babes of Britain are tasty – [Gunaxin]

More amazing Kim Kardashian bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

About the Erin Andrews naked hotel videos – [Don Chavez]

Awesome videos of girls shooting guns they shouldn’t be – [Caveman Circus]

BMX crash splits bike in two – [Attuworld]

Body paint sure does a body good – [On205th]

Niclole Gagne is certainly worthy of our attention – [Gorillamask]

Her name is simply Morgan, and I’m simply in love – [Bullzeye]

Ain’t nothing wrong with Guns and Hot chicks – [Funtasticus]

Rebecca Rollins is certainly lovely – [HGOM]

Burgers plus Facebook equals drug orgy – [Blog of Hilarity]

A topless and thongtastic Miranda Kerr – [Brobible]

The Andy Rooney of fruity weirdos – [Filmdrunk]

The high street honey of the week – [FHM]

A great knock out punch party fail – [Tastybooze]

To see the middle chick in the bikini click on the photo

BC continues their 16-part series “College Football Countdown ‘09″ with a better look at Ole Miss cheerleader Katie.  It appears Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor has found him another hot Republican leaning coed to profile.

More hot COED’s at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

As I watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno for the first time last night (which sucked by the way) I couldn’t stop staring at pornstar Katie Morgan.  And not because I was in any way attracted to her.  It was because I kept trying to figure out who she looked like.

Sure enough when my crappy fantasy baseball Tim Lincecum trade finally went through I realized that these two had to have been separated at birth.  You put a on wig, give Lincy some makeup and bam.  You’ve got yourself Katie Morgan.

Afterall look at the last three letters of Timmy’s last name.  The guy was born for stud pictures.

There are mashups and then there are mashups.  When you take the time to go through just about every single James Earl Jones movie and redub his lines into his Darth Vader stuff, it’s a talent.

And not only that.  All the lines actually seem appropriate.

If you have 9 minutes and 26 seconds to kill, I would use it here.

I’d like to give a big round of applause for a “She’s Uncoachable” repeat offender.  That’s right Layla Kayleigh, you were featured on this site back in 2008.  For those that don’t remember:

She is a British TV personality who used to host The Feed segment of G4′s Attack of the Show! and co-hosts MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew where she is the backstage correspondent. She has modeled for Maxim Magazine and King Magazine. Kayleigh currently resides in Hollywood, California. She is of African, European and Middle Eastern background

Yes and Layla is also absurdly attractive.

More of Kayleigh after the jump

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Yup, for the first time I’m not gonna rag on someone.  Sure Johnny P and I may come from different walks of life.  But when you wear a shirt like that then that’s what can bring our differences together.

I’d happily have a beer with this here Johnny.  Cheers to you bud.

Don’t worry, I’ll be back to making fun of tools tomorrow.

Johnny P – it’s for the ages