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Jul 29 2009

15 Items that People Must Have Bought on Ebay and Must Have Been Drunk While Doing It

Published by Natty at 11:00 am under Oddly Enough

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There was a time when I was completely hammered in college (yes, one time) when I was messing around on Ebay with some buddies of mine. It was the only time I had ever bought something completely ridiculous on the site (other than porn). I wound up spending 7 bucks on a Budweiser mirror that was in poor condition with a wooden frame.

I thought it made up the room quite nicely. But I tell ya man. There are some weird people out there. Not only weird people, weird manufacturers. I don’t know how or why these items got made but somehow they did.

Here are 15 items people must have bought on Ebay and must have been drunk while doing it.

Thanks to the forum members at Something Awful for these

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9 Responses to “15 Items that People Must Have Bought on Ebay and Must Have Been Drunk While Doing It”

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# Seanon 31 Jul 2009 at 10:08 am

I actually owned that Jesus as a kid. And I totally want that fish with the American flag and the falcon dropping the bird photo.
# danicaon 31 Jul 2009 at 1:13 pm

there’s a store downtown where i live that sells that jesus action figure… you can also buy mother theresa, old cat lady, librarian, cafeteria lady, ghandi…
# curbon 01 Aug 2009 at 11:23 am

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3157120

you thief
# Nattyon 01 Aug 2009 at 11:54 am

Honestly, are some of you people retarded? I sourced the forum and didn’t use all the pictures. What the hell do you think writing articles is?
# curbon 01 Aug 2009 at 4:22 pm

how dare you question me i am a man of credibility
# Egad!on 20 Oct 2009 at 3:31 pm

Haha, holy shit. I didn’t buy that picture frame off eBay, it was a gift to me when I graduated from high school so I hardly think my tacky College Nights picture frame counts for your article
# stefon 09 Mar 2010 at 5:31 pm

hahaha, i bought that ass mug for my friend’s birthday.. they sell them in the pound shop.