Jul 28 2009
As everyone is already well aware, Michael Vick has been conditionally reinstated by the NFL. I couldn’t care less if the guy plays or not. I most certainly won’t be drafting him for my fantasy squadron. And while everyone waits until week 6 to see whether the guy actually plays for the team that will eventually sign him, I’m more concerned about the humor.
In particular? The guy is gonna get booed like crazy. And that means there are going to be some really creative fans out there. I’m pretty excited to see what people come up with.
Personally, here are 10 signs I’d like to see come out when Vick hits the field
“I’m Naming my Dog Ron Mexico”
“Little Jerry Seinfeld ain’t got nothing on Vick’s Crew”
“Cujo! Cujo! Cujo!”
“Who Let the Dogs out!!!!”
“Vote Michael Vick for Hush Puppies”
“The Iditarod Needs You Michael”
“Always root for the underdog”
“Just don’t screw my pooch”
“You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport” – Stephon Marbury
“I was wondering if that b**** set me up”
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