I can’t even describe to you how much I love Natalie Marie.  Granted this is all from what she looks like.  But I love how she looks like she’d break your heart in about five seconds.  I love the mean type face.  I love the body that would drive you into a complete psychotic episode.

I love that she makes a living being in Vegas and looking good for a living.  I love that a marriage to her would last 6 seconds.  I love that she’s not even your typical “pretty” type.  In fact some might even argue she’s not that good looking (I wouldn’t, big time).  I love that she’s Italian.

I love that every inch of my being says, “I could never be in a relationship with this chick” yet I would in about 3 seconds if she’d let me.

I love you Natalie