Jul 20 2009
What Tim Lincecum Would Look Like if He Were A Female Pornstar
As I watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno for the first time last night (which sucked by the way) I couldn’t stop staring at pornstar Katie Morgan. And not because I was in any way attracted to her. It was because I kept trying to figure out who she looked like.
Sure enough when my crappy fantasy baseball Tim Lincecum trade finally went through I realized that these two had to have been separated at birth. You put a on wig, give Lincy some makeup and bam. You’ve got yourself Katie Morgan.
Afterall look at the last three letters of Timmy’s last name. The guy was born for stud pictures.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
[...] 5 ESPYS even with drug problems [Hail Mary Jane] Tim Lincecum’s alter ego as a porn star [uncoached] Miami Dolphins cheerleaders like to model bikinis [Sports Crackle Pop] Girls don’t fart, end [...]
[...] Tim Lincecum Would Look Like if He Were A Female [...]
[...] Tournament Liis Lass puts Estonia on the map Voltron movie: I’ll tell you who gets cast What Tim Lincecum Would Look Like if He Were A Female Pornstar Happy Birthday Gisele Bundchen The Greatest Posed Down You Will Ever See An exercise video you [...]