Jul 20 2009
What Tim Lincecum Would Look Like if He Were A Female Pornstar


As I watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno for the first time last night (which sucked by the way) I couldn’t stop staring at pornstar Katie Morgan. And not because I was in any way attracted to her. It was because I kept trying to figure out who she looked like.
Sure enough when my crappy fantasy baseball Tim Lincecum trade finally went through I realized that these two had to have been separated at birth. You put a on wig, give Lincy some makeup and bam. You’ve got yourself Katie Morgan.
Afterall look at the last three letters of Timmy’s last name. The guy was born for stud pictures.
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