Comments on: The Myspace Toolbox: I think I Like This Guy Big Joe http://www.uncoached.com/2009/07/17/the-myspace-toolbox-i-think-i-like-this-guy-big-joe/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:47:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: skate23woodhttp://www.uncoached.com/2009/07/17/the-myspace-toolbox-i-think-i-like-this-guy-big-joe/#comment-52442 skate23wood Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:11:09 +0000 http://www.uncoached.com/2009/07/17/the-myspace-toolbox-i-think-i-like-this-guy-big-joe/#comment-52442 DING DING DING...WE HAVE A WINNER. Skate23 guessed it right. This douchebag is from NJ! Well, I know, it really isn't a fair game considering each and every guy on this list is from NY/NJ. Where else could these 9 balls be from? There are just two states, one region on this big, vast planet that produces retards like this. Only one little, tiny corner of the planet that pumps out more tools than the rest of the world combined and multiplied by 1,000,000,000,000..and that little sliver of hell is: NY/NJ. This guy, this guy takes the cake though! Even over all the other losers on this list. Why? Because in addition to the douchebag/nj/poser uniform (MMA/UFC shirt, retarded jeans, some sort of moronic headwear, sunglasses indoors (and they're always really, really idiotic sunglasses too. noticed that?), and the awkward/extremely gay camera pose/hand gesture)....in addition to all that is he is OBESE! NOT JUST OBESE, BUT MORBIDLY OBESE.But, obesity doesn't stop little Tommy here from sucking down cigarette after cigarette. Obesity doesn't stop our hero little Joey from drinking ridiculous amounts of pink cocktails and sparkling wine, or from eating gobs and gobs of pizza and junk food. Nope, not our little Tony. He poses with women so out of his league, but he does so with such confidence. I don't even think he realizes what a complete, fat ass loser he is! Quite sad. But, quite funny too....whadda ya say there, little Tommy?Damn, I can't believe any women still live in NY/NJ. The simple fact that each and ever chick from there hasn't fled shocks and surprises me. Ahhh, dudes from NY/NJ....THEY NEVER SURPRISE YOU. They are the most predictable, boring, retards in all the world! Three Cheers For Jersey!!! DING DING DING…WE HAVE A WINNER. Skate23 guessed it right. This douchebag is from NJ! Well, I know, it really isn’t a fair game considering each and every guy on this list is from NY/NJ. Where else could these 9 balls be from? There are just two states, one region on this big, vast planet that produces retards like this. Only one little, tiny corner of the planet that pumps out more tools than the rest of the world combined and multiplied by 1,000,000,000,000..and that little sliver of hell is: NY/NJ. This guy, this guy takes the cake though! Even over all the other losers on this list. Why? Because in addition to the douchebag/nj/poser uniform (MMA/UFC shirt, retarded jeans, some sort of moronic headwear, sunglasses indoors (and they’re always really, really idiotic sunglasses too. noticed that?), and the awkward/extremely gay camera pose/hand gesture)….in addition to all that is he is OBESE! NOT JUST OBESE, BUT MORBIDLY OBESE.

But, obesity doesn’t stop little Tommy here from sucking down cigarette after cigarette. Obesity doesn’t stop our hero little Joey from drinking ridiculous amounts of pink cocktails and sparkling wine, or from eating gobs and gobs of pizza and junk food. Nope, not our little Tony. He poses with women so out of his league, but he does so with such confidence. I don’t even think he realizes what a complete, fat ass loser he is! Quite sad. But, quite funny too….whadda ya say there, little Tommy?

Damn, I can’t believe any women still live in NY/NJ. The simple fact that each and ever chick from there hasn’t fled shocks and surprises me. Ahhh, dudes from NY/NJ….THEY NEVER SURPRISE YOU. They are the most predictable, boring, retards in all the world! Three Cheers For Jersey!!!

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