Jul 17 2009
I’m a 25 yr old predominantly Italian, mutt. No i’m not your typical cookie cutter wannabe guido toolbag. I’m not a fake baked bodybuilder with a mongaloid clone haircut who needs to flex everything to feel important, and i’m certainly not pullin’ in a 6 figure income. I don’t pretend i’m Spanish and say “Ay Mami” or use the word “Sexy” every 10 seconds nor do I use bad pickup lines backed by poor vocabulary.
Other than the heavy metal music and guido faces pasted all over his pictures I can honestly say that I would NEVER hang out with this guy.
Dude you’re a guido. Sorry.
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