Jul 15 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: It Doesn’t Get any More L.A. Douche than Nick Perkins

I have no clue who this dude is. Do any of you this guy? Nick Perkins? Whatever. This is the kind of guy that refers to movie stars by their first names because he met them once and they told him to fuck off.
“Oh yeah, I know Tom, he’s a good buddy of mine. We were on the set of Mission Impossible 2 together.” Yes, when you were an extra and you had snot on your mouth.
I Love L.A.!
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