Jul 13 2009
So over the weekend Brock Lesnar started to yet again prove his UFC fighting skills aren’t just a farce. And I started to realize something about the man. Is it possible that Brock Lesnar is the most male, male on the planet? Think about this guy.
Let’s go back to right before the guy dominated pro wrestling. He was first a real wrestler. So that developed his cauliflower ear, a true sign of maleness. Then? Then he goes on what is more than likely a steroid rampage becoming the youngest WWE champion in history. He also sports the largest traps known to man. Check.
Then he decides to just tryout for pro football because well, he’s a ridiculous specimen and might have a chance. Check. Then he says, “eh, since I wrestled I might as well use that and beat the crap out of people for a living.”
Then? Then he gets a tattoo that covers his entire chest. Oh and the spiked hair.
There’s really only one of two things happening here. He’s either the most male male on the planet or he’s the biggest closet case gay guy out there. I don’t think there’s an in between.
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