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Jul 13 2009

It Really Doesn’t Get Any More Male than Brock Lesnar Does It?

Published by at 6:00 am under News

Brock Lesnar

So over the weekend Brock Lesnar started to yet again prove his UFC fighting skills aren’t just a farce.   And I started to realize something about the man.  Is it possible that Brock Lesnar is the most male, male on the planet?  Think about this guy.

Let’s go back to right before the guy dominated pro wrestling.  He was first a real wrestler.  So that developed his cauliflower ear, a true sign of maleness. Then?  Then he goes on what is more than likely a steroid rampage becoming the youngest WWE champion in history.  He also sports the largest traps known to man.  Check.

Then he decides to just tryout for pro football because well, he’s a ridiculous specimen and might have a chance.  Check.  Then he says, “eh, since I wrestled I might as well use that and beat the crap out of people for a living.”

Then?  Then he gets a tattoo that covers his entire chest.  Oh and the spiked hair.

There’s really only one of two things happening here.  He’s either the most male male on the planet or he’s the biggest closet case gay guy out there.  I don’t think there’s an in between.

Carry on.

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5 responses so far

  • Sheriff

    I think his wife Sable kinda clears up the closet gay thing..Oh and the couple of kids..I know, still possible but I’m betting naw.

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  • Natty

    I know I know but still, you never know.

  • Sheriff

    true..and if he is its even more fun to laugh at Frank Mir.

  • cuthere4

    sheriff said that right, frank mir wouldnt know stand up to save his life and he has a big mouth. you better be big and bad if your gonna stand in front of that monster.

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