Jul 10 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: He Calls Himself Kyle Gorgeous

If taking 7000 cell phone pictures in nearly the same position and having a 100% pubic mustache that clearly doesn’t ever need to shaved constitutes one being gorgeous, then I guess little tool Kyle totally fits the bill.
This kid is 17-years-old and clearly needs a lesson in how to be a human being. So given his age and complete ignorance to how much of a jackass he looks like, can I really blame the young lad?
Yes, yes I can.
Kylie!
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