Jul 08 2009
She’s Uncoachable: They Call Her the Hemi Girl, Melissa Ann Teixeira

I’m still not 100% sure why Melissa Ann Teixeira is called “Hemigirl.” I really don’t care all that much. What I do know is that she was discovered to be a model at age 17 in Massachusetts.
The girl loves sports and is a current member of the New England Euphoria in the Lingerie Football league. She also makes tons of appearances on sports shows and what not.
But it’s really the perfect body that should captivate you people. It’s built for Playboy.
More of the body after the jump
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Melissa Ann Teixeira is not with the LFL because the LFL DOES NOT HAVE a New England team. Get your facts straight people!
The LFL wanted to move her to NY but HemiGirl is too dedicated to the Boston crowd to play for the “dark side.” LFL decided to abandon the New England team so they stranded Melissa Ann…she had no choice IMHO.
It is a good question as to why they call her HemiGirl. Maybe she has a supercharger under that hood?