What the hell is a Piff?  I assume it’s some kind of cracker slang for doobie or joint or marijuana device.  You know these crazy kids with their punk music and crazy shoes.

But who is this guy?  I feel like he’s a member of the bizarro Beastie Boys or House of Pain.  He’s like the guy that tried out and the real band members said “um, just go get us a beer and we’ll think about it.”

What a toolbox