It’s a natural reaction.  An erection.  Yes I’ll use the word again, “erection.”  Don’t be embarrassed.  It’s a perfectly natural function of the human body.  Most of us guys call it a boner, or chubby, or 1700 other nicknames for it.  We’ve been trained to hide these boners at times where we shouldn’t have them.

I say why?  What would be more glorious than a boner being an accepted look here in the U.S.?  I would love being able to flaunt my boneage.  But as it stands, I doubt society will change much soon.

And until that happens, the inopportune time boner is going to exist.  Yes it’s funny and yes I have pictures.

The Loser who Doesn’t Care Boner

The Professor Boner

The Clinton Boner

The Napping Boner

The Passenger Boner

The “How do you not get a boner?” Boner

The Basketball Boner

The Jessica Alba Boner

The Rump Shake Boner

World Class Rock Boner