Jul 04 2009
The Weekend Wash: The Red, White, and Boob, Celebrity Free Agents, and Failed TV Auditions
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But hey, what the hell? It’s July 4th. I’m outside right now in Connecticut not hitting on young girls in this little town I’m at. OK Dear? Since no one is reading this I just want to say that I love you all and that I haven’t masturbated in almost a week.
Masturbation material at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Wash
The Top Celebrity Free Agents AKA Hot Women – [Extramustard]
Amazing failures in TV Show Auditions – [Cracked]
Celtics seeking dancers with cleavage – [Bustedcoverage]
Are you kidding me ass of Camille Holbrooke? – [Gorillamask]
Another fine edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]
It was Thursday night’s chick fight – [Withleather]
Failed kids cereal breakfast boxes – [Holytaco]
A nice roundup of patriotic tattoos – [Asylum]
The Ten coolest human bug flicks – [Gunaxin]
A new reporter decides to slap a drunk guy – [EJB]
What the hell is this? Roller Babies? – [Attuworld]
The best of girls holding boobs – [HGOM]
Sexy Playboy girl Katie Anderson – [NS4W] )(ink to NSFW)
What the hell is the Incredible Mini-Hulk? – [Manofest]
The Megan Fox of ’04 Vs. The Megan Fox of ’09 – [The Chive]
Stewie Reacts to two girls and one cup – [Celebrity Odor]
The Pornstar twit of the day – [Don Chavez]
Michelle Hunziker is ridiculous in her bikini again – [On205th]
A collection of awesome pics from this week – [Funtasticus]
An unbelievable gallery of a mansion – [DJ Mick]
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