From My Phil 17:

A woman snapped this photo of bees taking over a car at the Plaza. The scene is on the third floor of a parking garage at 435 Nichols. Plaza security had to help the driver out of the lot, but she drove off late Tuesday after her shift on the Plaza with the bees still attached to her car.

I have new found respect for people in Philadelphia.  Actually you know what?  I take that back.  You have got to be the dumbest person in the world to get into your car with well over 300 bees attached to it.

I mean really?  “I mean, the plague, come on.”

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If they pronounce “couch” wrong one more fucking time.  THIS is a spoof on a spoof video?  You’ve gotta be kidding me.

Never have I wanted to see someone actually get burned by the fire in the video as much as these people.

How hard is it to pronounce “couch?” Are you serious?

Of all the things I’ve read on Nina Mascunana this is the best one.  It’s from an interview in Oye Magazine.

What could a stranger say to you that would most likely lead to him getting a date?

First of all he’d have to look presentable, because I can tell a lot from that. Then he’d have to talk very intelligently—like he knows what he’s talking about. Other than that I have no idea…someone real. I don’t like anyone fake or cheesy. I just want them to be themselves. And I can kinda tell. It doesn’t matter what they say as long as they’re respectful. And it helps if they’re funny too.

Yup, this is really helpful Nina.  So basically I should just talk like I know what I’m talking about and burp a lot.

Works for me!

Nina is hot so disregard everything you just read.  Thank you.

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Guys really wear this much make up?

No clue what this guy’s name is.  But I can tell you this much.   Totally reminds me of the type of dude that was a complete dork in high school, then had very high hopes of being cool in college.

So he joins a New York fraternity in hopes of getting hot chicks.  In fact he even lands a couple but every single guy at his college hates him ultimately leading to him getting laid a few times but then becoming a failure in real life.

Enjoy it while it lasts kid.

You’re a douchebag

After watching it on ESPN the other night, and then my guys at Withleather pointing it out two days ago, I had to to say something about it myself.  How in the world was this 15 years ago?   15 years ago?  Really?  This is when the who OJ Bronco chase was happening?  I must have been jerking off that day.

I mean there’s no other conclusion than this.  15 years ago is half of my entire life.  Were baseball cards still valuable back then?  Could my face have looked any more gawky than when I was 15?  I wonder what my porn collection was like at that time.  It was probably pretty weak.  Man that’s depressing.

What the hell was I doing at 15?  I think I thought I would be in the NBA at that age.  I guess tearing it up at the JCC constitutes being a professional basketball player.   At least at that age you dream big.

Now what do I do?  Sit at home, write bullshit, and get paid for it.  Eh, things turned out OK I guess.

Since I’m such a huge fan of women’s softball, why not check out the best softball team of them all?  The Florida Gators softball squad were (up until recently) the defending national champions.  And one has to wonder what kinds of qualities make up a championship caliber team?

Some say teamwork.  I agree.  Some say doing the little things.  I agree again.  Some might even say that there are intangibles involved that you can’t really put into words.

Well if showing off cleavage, giving the camera the finger, and licking your teammates face are part of those intangibles then I think we’ve found our answers.  I would definitely party with these chicks.

Pictures after the jump

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I was a serious tennis player growing up and had I not been such a puss and quit at 13 I might actually be on the tour right now.  Not sure how good I’d have been but still, it’s one of the biggest regrets that I have.   A regret I don’t have however, is when I used to play annoying kids who would grunt.

I mean come on.  A male?  I know for a FACT that it’s not necessary to grunt.  There’s just no way you need to.  Same goes for lifting weights.  This whole using your voice thing is a total sham.  And in tennis, I’ve been there.  I know.  It’s total bull.  The women that yell these days?  It’s 100% a tactic to piss off the other player.

I will never buy it.  You don’t need to scream and it won’t change your game whatsoever.  The worst is when men do it.  So I hope this new proposition goes through (not that I even watch tennis anymore but still)

And if you don’t think screaming needs to stop, check out these videos

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Click on the photo for more girls that are wet

If there’s two things humans need to survive, it’s women, and water.  So, in an effort to bring both of those to you, Holytaco brings you a gallery of lovely ladies and water, coming together the way the universe intended.  Or, not really, just in a cool way.

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The Funbag

Tennis Star or Porn Star:  The Audio Game – [COED Magazine]

Ten things you should never say to a hooters girl – [Asylum]

These pictures are not funny at all – [The Chive]

I can’t believe that OJ was 15 years ago – [Withleather]

Katie Price’s large cans are busting out – [The Grumpiest]

Sexy Ultimo babes ride on a rollercoaster – [Totally Crap]

Gisele Bunchen scarfs down burgers just like us – [Cityrag]

Taking child labor to new heights – [Attuworld]

Very funny short film on a subway – [Flabber]

A great gallery of horrible golf pants – [Nextround]

The five best fictional caddies – [Gunaxin]

Fat guy on a bike versus a ramp – [Don Chavez]

Danielle Lloyd loves to show off that cleavage – [DJ Mick]

Invasion of the displaced NY baseball fans – [Atom]

Celebrity careers that were launched by ethnic makeovers – [Cracked]

A very funny video called “Dr Manhattan’s pants” – [Collegehumor]

Hugh Hefner can’t tell his girlfriends apart – [Flisted]

Check out the man’s Father’s Day gift guide – [The Bachelor Guy]

Betty White will strip for your amusement – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for the debate on Krystal Ray or Hemi Girl

Krystal Gray and Melissa Anne Teixeira, aka Hemi Girl, have been in the headlines of blogs a lot lately.  And why?  Oh I don’t know because they’re ridiculously hot?  Oh that and they play lingerie football.  Yay!

More lingerie girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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