From the Miami Herald

A former Hillsborough County Commissioner spent Father’s Day in jail after authorities say he punched his two sons.

Sheriff’s officials say 52-year-old Brian Blair was charged with two felony counts of child abuse Sunday after an altercation at his family’s Tampa home.

The arrest report shows that Blair pushed his 17-year-old son in the chest during an altercation. The teen tried to walk away, but authorities say Blair grabbed him and punched him in the face with a closed fist and left a red mark and swelling.

Deputies say Blair let go of his older son and grabbed his younger son by the throat. The report shows that he punched the younger teen that left a bump on his head

And what exactly is the significance of this story?  It’s B. Brian Blair of the Killer Bees!  Oh yes it is.   Way to go buddy.

You’re a real winner.

I’ve noted my affinity for female lacrosse players and field hockey players in the past.  So I decided to go out and see if some of my theories on these types of ladies were true.  First stop?  The Women’s Lacrosse team at Maryland.  I figure what better a place to stop than one of the best national lacrosse teams in the country?  (even though Northwestern is better now)

You’ll note that my theory is that lacrosse girls party harder, are more aggressive and most likely get sloppier because they have more boy tendencies than other chicks (not that it’s a bad thing).   Were my theories correct?

Well, face licking counts as sloppy right?  I don’t really have the drinking proof (good for you ladies) but I’m pretty sure drinking was done either before or after these shots.

Check out Maryland in their splendor after the jump

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I want to make this clear for the record.   This article is in no way, shape, or form intended to make fun of the gay community.  Let it be said that any male wearing these kinds of clothes really needs to be examined.

Whether that man likes other men, women, or garbage cans is of zero significance.  One just has to wonder where in the world a male can get access to some of these get ups.

And all you old people with the cottage cheese?  When are you going to realize that it’s not acceptable to wear thongs?  I don’t care if you’re European.  It’s wrong, period.

Check out these pictures, if you dare….

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Recently the Erotica LA convention was just held.  Let’s just stop right there.  May I please go to an adult convention already?  I’ve been harping on this for over 10 years now.  What is my medical malfunction here?  Dammit I have to go to one of these.

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The Madness

That would be Jihad Hotties to you – [COED Magazine]

What’s the most creative way to smuggle drugs? – [Asylum]

Imagine surfing this close to a shark – [Terra]

Ex Biker caught with 372 lbs of Marijuana – [Withleather]

The Pussycat Dolls like to wear bikinis – [The Grumpiest]

Vacation pictures with Audrina Patridge – [Don Chavez]

Every mustache if ever worn by Mario – [Nextround]

MSNBC encourages you to have creepy sex – [Blog of Hilarity]

Monica Bellucci’s Harry Potter cleavage – [Cameltap]

Turns out that women are scaring men off sex – [Spike]

I didn’t know there was a healing power to tobacco – [Bullzeye]

I’ll read anything called “Boobs for Beer” – [Attuworld]

Olivia Munn isn’t nude but looks good in Playboy – [NS4W]

Songs no guy should ever have on their iPod – [The Bachelor Guy]

Malia Jones is quite attractive – [Sublime Blog]

The latest Caribbean bikini search model – [Barstool Sports]

Six Nasty ways their reusing human waste – [Cracked]

You have to admit Tila Tequila is pretty hot – [Flisted]

Topless celebrities caught on film – [Cityrag]

At least this dude has the humility of resting those cups on that belly of his.  Seriously though, I just want to be this guy’s friend.  Then again it wouldn’t surprise me if he flirts with underage girls on the internet.

So perhaps just looking at this picture is funny enough.

What hotel is that?  Looks like a good buffet.

Good God Barkley’s gotta be pushing 300 lbs.  I wonder what this match up would look like in their primes.  Wade would probably still have the advantage.

This video is almost what it’s like to watch a son playing his father who has aged and has no more talent left.  Quite sad actually.

I can’t even imagine how bad it would be if both guys were trying.

Meet the ridiculously sultry Natasha Marley.  I’m not even going to get into specifics here.  She’s from the UK?  Obviously.  Does she have an above average bust?  Of course.

But that’s not the reason Natasha has made it into this site.  She’s made it for one reason and one reason only.  Anyone who has posed breast to breast with Lucy Pinder is a champion in my book.

Well done Natasha.  Well done.

Pics after the jump

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I am a tremendous fan of Vanessa Marcil.  There’s really no other way to put it.  But let’s put her to the side for a second.  What in God’s name is with all the rain in June?  I think I’m going to puke.  In other news, congratulations to all the Father’s out there.  I hope tomorrow is special.

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The Wash

Ohio State student Devon is ridiculously hot – [Bustedcoverage]

I wouldn’t throw Melanie Lorenzo out of bed – [COED Magazine]

Female MMA fighter chokes out reporter – [Doubleviking]

8 Much more appropriate college mascots – [Holytaco]

The dumbest Wheel of Fortune moments ever – [Manofest]

Raising a funny family the Carl Reiner way – [Asylum]

Try to guess what these people are doing – [Attuworld]

Hot chicks from the past week – [Takeareport]

Bia and Branca Feres keep getting hotter and hotter – [Epic Carnival]

The Curse of Cheddar Bay Prank – [Gorillamask]

You’re not a robot, it’s a cardboard box – [The Chive]

I will never get tired of Brittany Blakely – [HGOM]

Just a bunch of great stuff, hit the link dammit – [Withleather]

Danielle Staub sex tape coming soon, gross – [Don Chavez]

Even more busty Katie Price bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

Mr Giggles needs a home – [Nextround]

A flowchart for giving a best man speech – [Sublime Blog]

Sexy Victoria Pendleton in FHM – [Cameltap]

Sam And Kaylee do Front Magazine -  [Totally Crap] (Partial NSFW)

Reese Witherspoon nude, yes nude – [Cityrag] (link to NSFW)

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Dammit where in the world do these chicks come from?  Seriously.  Because I don’t see them that often.   Sure you can peruse the pages of Myspace and see them all the time but it’s almost as though it’s fictional.  But somehow it’s real.  I hate life sometimes.

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