From the Examiner

While Crooked Houses probably weren’t aware their product would be showcased side-by-side with the downer of the Jon and Kate divorce announcement, those were the cards they were dealt, and while cute whimsical playhouses and the dissolution of a family of 10 aren’t simpatico, the company certainly gained a lot of eyeballs on their product.

And I’m sure plenty of other product endorsements will now go down the drain with what might be the lamest divorce announcement in the history of the universe.

Can we move on please?  Is America really interested in this Gosselin crap?  The woman is an 80s rockstar reincarnated and the husband is basically an ovary.

We really don’t need this stuff hitting the front page of anything.  Let’s go back to steroids or something.

I would say other than breast implants, one of the better inventions in the last 30-40 years has been body paint.  It’s the use of paint to look like clothing when a body is really naked.  It’s allowed Sports Illustrated as well as many other magazines and sites to have an excuse to show naked women.

And kudos to Playboy for having the foresight to use this body paint at nearly every party they throw now.  The latest?  The latest is a Playboy party involving some military men and of course…David Hasselhoff.

I really hope this company never goes out of business.  It would be a true shame.

Pictures after the jump (A huge thanks to Totally Crap for these)

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I must admit that I’m not the biggest fan of rap music.  I admire the skill in rhyming and mixing beats and what not.  I like how they use tracks from other songs to make new songs.  But honestly I just don’t think rap is the same anymore.  The 80′s and 90′s to me, is when rap was way better.

Now it’s too “hard.”  Not enough fun stuff in the music.  And it’s not as funny as it used to be.  However, if there’s one thing I do admire, it’s the rap battle.   That to me is the ultimate test of skill.

You have to be right on target and incredibly witty at the moment of truth.  You don’t get recording time or any time for that matter.  You have to think of disses immediately.   It’s impressive.

Well, until people fight or look like idiots.

Check out these highly entertaining rap battles

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Click on the photo for more of Melissa Rycroft

Melissa Rycroft is known for many things; from ’07 to ’08 she was a Cowboys Cheeleader which gained her much notoriety, and just recently she was controversially dumped on this years The Bachelor.  Who cares?  She’s gorgeous.

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The Tips

A gallery of really sexy wife beater babes – [COED Magazine]

Dayana Mendosa in a bikini isn’t a bad site – [Epic Carnival]

Mean tennis chick refuses to shake hands – [Terra]

The seven most baffling criminal defenses – [Cracked]

The Olivia Munn Playboy pictures are finally here! – [Celebrity Odor]

I absolutely love Katie Price bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

If there were an oscar award for being a dork…. – [Film Drunk]

Are toys becoming too sexy? – [Asylum]

Kristen Bell hits up the beach – [Don Chavez]

Making your own hotel door signs – [Totally Crap]

Paula Abdul may be 47, but I’d definitely hit it – [Cityrag]

Ines Aleluia makes me say Hallelujah! – [Cameltap]

I can’t wait for the Leighton Meester sex tape – [Blog of Hilarity]

The curse of cheddar bay prank – [Gorillamask]

How to make Tex-Mex Iron steaks – [Spike]

When porn goes organic – [Atom]

5 Ridiculously over the top Nicholas Cage performances – [The Bachelor Guy]

Now it’s two of the hottest reporters ever? – [Flabber]

Rocky III USB Drives are quite interesting – [Nextround]

The sexy Feres twins in Lingerie – [Attuworld]

Click on the photo for more Tianna Ta

Tianna Ta is definitely one of the sexiest models on the planet. Vietnamese by birth, Tianna grew up in Massachusetts and started modeling at a young age with commercials and TV spots, until finally making her way up to Maxim where she gained instant notoriety.

More ethnic models at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Now I’ve touted the badass girl before.  I’ve mentioned how some chicks that have tons of tattoos are simply awesome and there’s really nothing like them.  I never said they should be married.  I never said they were long term gals.

But you have to admit there’s just something tasty about a girl with a tattoo.  Now, taking that a step further.  How about placement of that tattoo?  I can’t say I’m a tremendous fan of the cleavage tattoo unless said cleavage is extremely cleavagey.

However, for a weekend of fun, I can’t imagine that spending time with the girls in the following pictures wouldn’t be at least interesting.

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In the months it probably took them to train for this there’s at least 1 million more useful things they could have done (not to mention they screwed up a few times).

Here are a few -

Masturbated at least 30 times
Watched someone else masturbate 30 times
Counted how many people masturbated 30 times in the last month

So this ridiculously hot Latina girl Maria Laura Mederos had spread around the internet like wildfire a few weeks back.  And far be it from me to hold back on posting her.  Maria is Venezuelan and is part of the ridiculous crew of hot girls that make up Urbe Magazine.

Put it this way.   If I were to simply poach females from this magazine I would easily fill up the “She’s Uncoachable” section of this site for an entire year.

Anyway, I happen to have 2 pictures of Maria that you definitely haven’t seen before.  So there.

More pics after the jump

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Yeah whatever Wispas is.  Who cares?

I just know that no matter who you are,  if you have a tattoo like that, it’s a bad decision.  There’s no chance anyone could convince me of a good reason for someone to get all that ink on one arm.

And that’s all I got right now.