From Reuters

Taiwan began a process of legalizing prostitution Wednesday making the island the latest place in the world to decriminalize the world’s oldest profession.In six months, authorities will stop punishing Taiwan sex workers after prostitutes successfully campaigned to be given the same protection as their clients, a government spokesman said.

“Now the client gets off free, but the prostitute gets punished, and that’s not fair,” spokesman Su Jun-pin said.

Get it?  Client gets off free?  Ahahahaha.

Seriously though, after years and years of heartache and all the saving, my dream has come true.  I remember as an adolescent I dreamed of one day visiting Taiwan and grabbing myself a lady who would utter the words “me so horny” to me.

And now, after nearly 15 years, I can finally spend over two thousand dollars on a flight and then an extra 10 bucks to hear those words without any repurcussion.

Thanks Taiwan.

Or I could just go to Vegas and not care the least bit about this news.

Falken Tire has been hitting the motorsports scene hard these past few years. The company is now entering their second year in American LeMans Series (ALMS) competing in the GT2 class running a Porsche 911 GT3 RSR with drivers Dominic Cicero and Bryan Sellers. And Falken has a very strong presence in Formula Drift after spending the last 6 years helping grassroots drivers move up to the pros.

OK that’s all well and good.  But let’s face it.  If you’re attracting excellent drivers are you really doing it because you’re tires are just so much better than the competition?  Of course not.    You’re doing it because your models are ridiculously hot.   So Falken, kudos to you guys.  Yet another company who “gets it.”

Hot models attract business.  Period.  Oh and one more thing.  Are you out of your Falken mind?  Ahahahaha.  I promise to find drunk pictures of these chicks but for now just enjoy these

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Sportscenter commercials have come a long way since the early days of the 80s.  The integration of players has been outstanding.   And in today’s market I’m always up for seeing a commercial from ESPN.

But one thing I hadn’t realized is that back in the 80s and 90s athletes weren’t really the stars of the commercials.  The anchors had a much bigger role.  Of course athletes were implemented in the commercials but there was definitely less of a focus on them.

Personally I think the commercials have improve immensely over the last 10 years or so.  However, that doesn’t mean there aren’t still classics from years past.

Here are 10 memorable Sportscenter commercials from the 90s

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Click on the photo for more hot-hair bra girls

The hair bra, similar to hand bra, is when a girl’s hair is covering the boob(s) – simple as that. And when it comes to boobs, there’s no need to complicate things. You gotta hand it to the guys at COED, they state the obvious but it’s genius.

More obvious women at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Wash

Counting down the past and present best sci-fi girls – [Asylum]

Girls with bottles (it’s exactly what you think it is) – [Holytaco]

Boomer wants Marc Sanchez naked – [Withleather]

A Very, Very creepy chair – [EJB]

Ridiculous photos of dogs dressed as humans – [Manofest]

Shauna Sand shows off her implant scars – [Don Chavez]

The best lips ever on a sideline reporter – [Busted Coverage]

15 words you won’t believe were added to the dictionary – [Cracked]

Strip club sues 14-year-old kidnapped stripper – [Blog of Hilarity]

Ten memorable movie madmen – [Gunaxin]

Nilanti Narain is one Indian model I’d bang – [DJ Mick]

Michelle Hunziker looks dashing at the beach – [Attuworld]

Check out the 8-Bit Pwny club – [Flabber]

A greatest hits from “Texts from Last Night” – [Flisted]

Just being hot makes your T-Shirt funny – [The Chive]

Cassie Keller leads the roundup of hot chicks – [HGOM]

Nikki Dubose is my new hottie for the week – [Sublime Blog]

Britney Spears nipples are back – [Cityrag]

Natalie Marie might be my favorite girl ever – [Bullzeye]

Jordan has what would be called a yacht orgy – [The Daily Fix]

Click on the photo for more of Melissa

No clue who Melissa Rogers is.  I’m sure she’s just another model out there trying to make it big.  Well, she certainly makes it big in her bikini.  Way to get it done Melissa.   If you’re gonna have the surgery then dammit have the surgery.

More surgery over at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I happen to be a tremendous fan of Bruce Lee.    Personally I think he’s the most badass human that’s ever lived.  Given his size and how he could basically dismantle any other human alive was simply amazing.

And with any kind of amazing star like this comes humor.  I love humor in the form of photoshops don’t you?

Check out these ten of other people looking like Bruce Lee pictures

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is just one of those songs that will automatically put you in one of those “cool” moods.  I mean I’m not a head bopper but damn if this song doesn’t get me grooving.

I almost feel like putting this on and taking a giant walk through midtown.  Also I think I could get away with kicking people in the balls the entire time if they knew what I was listening to.

Great tune.

Once in a blue moon a sexy blond from L.A. will really bring it to me.  And Ms. Mindi Smith has certainly caught my attention.  Is her appearance every little bit what you’d expect out of Los Angeles?  Yes.

Platinum blond hair, great tan, and silicon that is absolutely begging to be grabbed.  Mindi, I love the look.  Don’t change a thing.  Only thing I’d recommend is that you do whatever it is you can to prevent your skin from looking like an alligator bag.

I got nothing after that.

More of Mindi after the jump

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100 Bucks says that this guy’s  favorite habit is putting his hands down his crotch and then smelling his hands obsessively.

That is all.