After reports of Michael Jackson’s death there are tons of new articles going around showing tribute for the late pop star.  Many of the articles are glorifying the man, and quite frankly many blogs out there are trying to take advantage of this news by posting Michael Jackson lists, etc etc.   I just find it curious because if he were still alive would the Michael Jackson molester jokes still be coming?  You’re damned right they would.

Am I denying Jackson’s star power?  No.  Was he an amazing entertainer?  Guy was probably the most influential and captivating pop star in the history of the world.  It’s a toss up between him, The Beatles and perhaps Elvis as guys who got the biggest rise out of an audience than anyone.

And don’t get me wrong.  The guy was fantastic as a kid and well into the 80s and early 90s.  His musical success should certainly be noted.  But are we forgetting something here?

Michael Jackson was a child molester, through and through.  And that in my eyes warrants no sympathy.  Personally I think taking advantage of a child is worse than murder.  So while Jackson’s musical career may have been one of the best of all time, it doesn’t excuse the fact that he was an extremely problematic and bad person.

You molest children?  You’re not a good guy, period.  Let us please not forget this when we’re revering him over the next week.

As summer really starts to kick into high gear so does alcohol consumption by today’s youth.  Am I considered part of today’s youth?  I seriously doubt it.  Something tells me that once you turn 30 the term “youth” goes away.  Sure I get the term “young” thrown at me all the time.  It’s just funny because the only people who call me young are those over 40.

Yeah I think it’s safe to say my days of youth are over.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy those that are young enjoying their youth.  Well that would be females of course.

And what better a way to send you off into the weekend than with this fine youthful exuberance gallery?

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The Alley Oop play.  It’s a great play.  It’s an entertaining play.  It’s a challenging play.  It’s one of those plays that can literally change the tempo of a game.  Notice I didn’t say momentum.

Did you know that momentum is 100% used the wrong way by sports announcers?  There’s no such thing as momentum in a basketball game.  Momentum is a scientific term used to describe the relationship between mass and velocity.  So I’m not sure how that term got into the mix.

Tempo of a game on the other hand is acceptable.  It’s a term describing speed and rhythm.  In any event, here are some awesome alley oops.

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Click on the photo for an assortment of hotness

Nothing’s better than getting your Friday started with a collection of attractive women that you’ll never, ever get a chance to meet.  However I hope this revs you up to go out and try to have sex with a mediocre lass tonight.

More non mediocre lasses at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

The Koozbie, Also know as the Boob Koozie – [COED Magazine]

Regiane Brunqquell is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

I have to post something called “I hate my balls” – [Totally Crap]

New “Seven Incher” Burger King ad is a bit dirty – [Asylum]

If Everyday life was directed by Michael Bay – [Cracked]

How hot Marissa Miller is spreading her legs is disturbing – [Extramustard]

Terrell Owens does not care, period – [Withleather]

Good God Mirella Grisales is hot – [Cityrag]

Homeless girl is going to Harvard – [Blog of Hilarity]

Wait a minute, is that Re-Run doing stand up? – [Flabber]

They really have pet weddings?  Really? – [Attuworld]

Nataniele Ribeiro gives me a chubster – [DJ Mick]

Paulina Rubio is still incredibly sexy – [The Grumpiest]

Katy Perry is in Milan with the flu, and is naked – [Spike]

A collection of hot girls that will get you through this day – [HGOM]

Now this is what I call a ball jump – [Nextround]

Tips to conceal your boner at the beach – [Regretful Morning]

When you run into high maintenance hotties – [Bullzeye]

Pictures of people before they were music stars – [Gibbs 12]

Now this is what I call a sexy ad – [EJB]

Click on the photo for more Hilary Rhoda

The curvy brunette looked very cozy with Ranger Sean Avery last night at Brother Jimmy’s in Murray Hill. “They were doing shots of Jack Daniels and Patron, and she had her hands on his arm as they canoodled at the corner of the bar.”  I like this chick

More drinking girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

The Underwater Sculpture Park is the work of sculptor Jason Taylor from England, who has a passion for creating fantastic and unique pieces of work depicting Grenada’s colourful history and folklore and placing them underwater. All of the sculptures are in beautiful clear shallow water easily accessible by divers and snorkelers. The sculptures end up creating artificial reefs, and enhancing the marine environment.

The response from visitors diving the site has been reported as nothing short of amazement and fascination on the whole concept.

Really?  Personally I find this stuff to be completely eerie.  I’m not a big fan of stone heads underwater.  Call me crazy but I’d rather see little nemo fishies, not cannibalistic heads.

But hey, to each their own.

Pictures and video after the jump

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There is no way you guys hate this guy as much as I do.  However if you do, please write in your comments.

“No chains, no tats, no nuttin, just me, I’m out.”

Wow.  And he’s an engineer.

Who would have thought that a Brazilian born actress would have such an American cookie cutter last name?  Well, Luli Miller may have a normal last name but she’s far from ordinary.  Just look at her little tush and face to prove that point.

Luli’s got one of those faces.  The kind of faces where you’d break the bones in all your fingers to get a smile out of.  So when she puts on the bikini like in the pages of VIP Magazine, then the finger breaking possibility becomes much more real.

Man am I talking out of my ass right now.  I’d rather be talking out of Luli’s.  Whatever that means.

VIP pics after the jump

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I thought I’d seen it all but I never thought I’d see white gangsta boys from Canada flashing Canadian bills like would-be rappers.  That’s definitely a first for me.

Hopefully a last but I suspect that just as Canadian comedians made their way into mainstream television and movies, the Canadian douche may just make his way into MTV 7 or something along those lines.

Be afraid.  Be VERY afraid.