No Sweetheart.  Thank YOU

Ooooohhh.  I used the word “urban.”  I guess because this guy is black and they’re playing rap music I’m a racist right?  Well come on people.  If it were a white skinny guy who wasn’t ripped playing on a jungle gym what the hell would I have here?

Seriously though.  This is quite extraordinary.  I’m really wondering whether or not this dude was a real gymnast.  If not, he’s got a hell of a physique not to mention a ridiculously lucky genetic code.

You might recognize Ms. Randyl Dawn from an article I did not too long ago.  You see Randyl is one of those Falken Tires models.  But what’s even more lovely about Randyl is that she’s only 21-years-old.

And the reason that’s so great is that it makes me 9 years old than Randyl.  9-Years-old is how old my niece is.  So basically I’m an entire person older than Randyl.

You’ll have to excuse me.  It’s Saturday, I’m hungover, and looking at Randyl’s ass isn’t helping matters much.

More of Randyl after the jump

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Click on the photo for more Kellie Maines

I have posted Kellie on this site before and may I just say that I have plenty of regrets in my life but putting this woman on this here site is not one of them.  It’s an absolute pleasure to look at her photos from time to time.

More pleasurable pictures at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The USA vs. Brazil Model Showdown – [COED Magazine]

50 of the hottest pinup pictures of all time – [Asylum]

Raechel Holtgrave is Miss Hooterss International 2009 – [Bustedcoverage]

Brazilian bikini clad babes duke it out – [Doubleviking]

Are these soldiers or comedians? – [The Chive]

The Most annoying commercials on TV right now – [Manofest]

Kramer eats his own words over Lenny Dykstra – [Celebrity Odor]

Nikkala Scott, I’m speechless – her legs, God damn – [Holytaco]

Sexy Audrina Patridge Carl’s commercial – [NS4W]

Isabel Lucas is absolutely stunning – [Epic Carnival]

This is why car doors exist – [Withleather]

The sexy ladies of poker make me want to gamble – [Gunaxin]

Let’s see what the hottest news reporter ever is up to – [Flabber]

21 Extremely funny tombstones – [Don Chavez]

Go-Kart Madness at its finest – [Attuworld]

The eight crappiest transformer disguises – [Cracked]

Sure I’ll look at some Holly Madison pictures – [The Grumpiest]

Japanese kid learns a very important lesson – [Blog of Hilarity]

Irina Sheik is some kind of hot chick – [Flisted]

It’s Jennifer Lopez nipple slip time! – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more flexible women

The human body is capable of many things.  Most of those things are pretty gross.  But some of them are awesome.  You know what?  They’re not even going to try and justify this gallery.  This is just a lot of attractive women stretching

Other kinds of hot women at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

These pictures are called Food Landscapes for Meat Lovers; at first glance, these images look like painted landscapes covered in snow. However, if you look a little more closely you will see that the landscape is made of bacon and other cold cuts. These aren’t paintings but true photos.  Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food.

Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry. Each scene is photographed in layers from foreground to background.

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Wow.  I mean Wow.  I guess evoking angels works huh?

I have a question.  Did this guy have to learn that entire song?

Here’s a little Google tranlsated Wikipedia entry on Maddalena Corvaglia:

Volunteer at the age of 17 years in the contest Miss Italy, was selected among the 100 finalists, having won the title of Miss Wella Umbria. At the beginning of 2009 Maddalena is engaged with Marco Castoldi, singer and pianist best known as Morgan, a former singer of the group Bluvertigo, now the judge in the transmission of Raidue “X Factor” (where are launched young singers) along with Simona Ventura and Mara Maionchi.

So now that you know that are you any more intrigued?  I just like that she’s Italian but blond.  That’s rare.  I like brunettes better but I’ll take Maddalena any day.

More pics after the jump

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I only mean this in the sincerest way.  I really want to hang out with Mark the Incredible.  And no people.  Don’t comment on this and say that Mark is mentally retarded and that I’m being a dick.

He’s a mentally normal guy.  He just looks like an idiot.  But are you telling me it wouldn’t be amazing to haze this guy for a few hours?  Imagine making him try to drink a gallon of milk.

This guy is a barrel of laughs and I mean a big barrel.

Marcus!