You gotta hand it to whoever made this.  They got the dubbing down to nearly 100% accuracy here.

Given that today’s earlier hottie article focused on long legs, I figured today’s “She’s Uncoachable” gal should follow suit.  And boy does Irene Suarez do just that.

Irene was born in Madrid and considers herself to be a “suspicious” girl.  Um, yeah.  I’d be kind of suspicious too if my legs looked like that and I were a ridiculously attractive female.  Suspicious that every single male within a 3 block radius would try to look up my skirt or follow me to my home to stalk and/or take advantage of me.

Not like I’m going to do that Irene.  Just the stalking part.

More of Irene after the jump

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Are you ready for this?  Here it comes.  The picture you are looking at right now…..   Here’s the caption this asswipe used in his Myspace Profile.

“i TEnD To MATCh BoTTLes WiTh My OuTFiTs…HOLla”

Let’s just say me and this guy won’t be playing chess soon.

Holla!

I have to say I’m not a big fan of the whole MTV Movie awards thing but good Lord it was awesome to see Sascha Baron Cohen do his thing last night.  I mean how often do you get to see anyone’s ass in Eminem’s face?

Eminem seemed visibly upset at the mishap. Or was it a joke he was in on?

The rapper stormed out with his entourage in tow _ and cameras rolling. In 2002, Sparks flew when the rapper was interviewed by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the MTV Video Music Awards.

So the question that everyone has been asking is “was it real?” One would like to think this thing is not real. One would hope that Eminem would have either been paid handsomely to do this prank or he just had the sense of humor and humility to allow it to happen.

However, I’m gonna go ahead and say that he was legitimately pissed off. And that sucks. I wish it were the other way around given how he pokes fun at just about everyone. God forbid you allow a little fun at you. But I think his ego was hurt. I think he was upset that an ass was in his face. And while for a second he might have let it go, he’s just too “cool” to take a joke.

And that’s exactly why you have to love Sascha Baron Cohen. Because out of every single person at the MTV Awards show, Eminem is by far the one you’d want to see riled up the most.

Well done Bruno.

First of all that song is amazing.  ZZ Top is a highly underrated band.  Second of all, I’m in one of those leg phases right now.  Ever get that way?  I suppose I’ll always be in a boob phase.  That pretty much never goes away.   But every few weeks all of us guys get into female body part phases.

Sometimes I’m in a face phase where I’m just into the pretty face.  Then it might be an ass phase, and so on.  Right now?  Legs are seriously doing it for me.  I guess it’s just the fantasy of long legs wrapped around my slender frame squeezing me until there’s zero breath left in me.

It’s a shame my wife is 5 feet tall.  Still though, at the right angle and in the right moment, those legs can do some serious damage.

Here is a gallery dedicated to all that is the sexy leg

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Jesse Ventura has done it all.    If you look at this guy’s resume it’s pretty impressive.  The man began his quest to greatness in the mid 70′s while being a Navy SEAL.   When that “challenge” ended he decided to take on wrestling as a hobby.  Some hobby.  The dude became a legend in the WWF and a hell of an announcer too.

Then he had his classic moments on film including roles in Predator and Running Man.   After that?  Eh, just a little stint as a Governor.  Now?  Now the guy is just plain being himself and is as entertaining as ever.

However, nothing was more entertaining than his days in pro wrestling.

Check out these 10 videos

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Click on the photo for the best cheerleader prank ever

Poop.  Yes Poop.  Three students allegedly broke into another student’s locker.  One of the three reportedly filled a sock with her feces and smeared it on the inside of the vandalized locker, ruining the clothes and contents of the locker.

More cheerleaders at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Madness

What happens when you ignore your dog – [Holytaco]

Ridiculously hot glamour model Jewel Santini – [COED Magazine]

A family tree of the fox news crime syndicate – [Cracked]

Gentleman’s guide to being a classy drunk – [Asylum]

Sexy coed skateboards in her underwear – [Withleather]

A nightmare on E Street – [Atom]

What happens when hot girls walk in quick sand? – [Attuworld]

Not all boats float…just so you know – [Funtasticus]

Jessica Biel’s ass always impresses – [The Grumpiest]

Sophie has two talents that are very eye pleasing – [Bullzeye]

Damn I forgot how hot Kristen Cavallari is – [NS4W]

Is this a real animal? – [Flabber]

What boobs look like when they’re nearing death – [Barstool Sports]

Check out the talent of the switch pitcher – [Gunaxin]

Check out this sponsorship fail – [Tastybooze]

Possibly the scariest bull fighting video ever – [Don Chavez]

Megan Fox’s nipple adjuster – [Cityrag]

There’s never anything wrong with hot sluts – [The Bachelor Guy]