I only have one question.  Bottom line is that I know, you know, we all know how awesome the show Seinfeld was.  And I’ve gone through how much I love the characters, etc etc.

However, there’s always been one thing that always gnawed at me.  How in the world are the Costanza’s not Jewish?  I mean could George’s character been any MORE Jewish?

Seems weird to me.

I’ll give you about 6 seconds to guess where Rachel Cordingley hails from.  What do ya know?  She’s from the UK!  Is this a surprise?  No.  With the exception of the Italians I think the Brits are becoming the easiest girls to pick off.

I’m pretty sure that at this point I might be able to pick off nationalities from a lineup.  Speaking of lineups, you will not believe how Rachel lines up in some of these pictures.  She’s a real trooper.

She lies on top of other chicks and lets her butt float in the wind.

According to Cordingley after the jump

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I assume this guy is referring to Friday The 13th?  Here’s the problem.  His name is Jason Santino.  I’m not sure he resembles the famed hockey masked killer in any way.

In fact I think our Jason looks a hell of a lot more like a vagina.  Yup, that’s pretty accurate.  A vagina.

Santino’s Bar and Grill!

I was duped.  Many were duped.  Most of my fellow writers were duped.  It turns out that the entire Bruno and Eminem fiasco was staged.   Not only that, these guys rehearsed this thing more than once.

Eminem, I take back what I said.  You are definitely not too cool for school.  You are much cooler than that.  It’s nice to know that someone in an industry that deals with so many assholes can be so lighthearted about the whole thing.

However, I will say this.  It would have been much better had the original target of Bruno’s balls (Paris Hilton) been a sport.

Eminem, please write about this infraction in whatever new song you come out with.

Thanks.

I have to say I’m a huge fan of the hot chick pranks.  Whether it’s a hot girl actually being pranked or a hot girl using her hotness to pull off a prank, both scenarios are pretty awesome.

Though I must admit that when it’s the hot girl using her hotness to prank someone I tend to like it better.  It’s always funny to see a dude’s reaction when a sexy girl is flaunting her ass in front of him.

This is why Europe is much better than the U.S. when it comes to their media.  Of these 10 videos I think 7 are from Europe

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As we concluded yet another season of “The Biggest Loser” last month and will be embarking on a new season pretty soon, it got me thinking.  Shouldn’t the creators of “The Biggest” series trademark this name and expand on their success?

There’s no reason you couldn’t start an entire portfolio of reality shows that feature “The Biggest” theme.  In fact I think it would be a fantastic venture for these guys.

And just to show how nice a guy I am,  I’ve provided them with five solid ideas to start them off….

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Men like staring at boobs and butts.  That’s just a scientific fact.  Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life.  Yay!

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The Wash

Barkley calls his producer a p*ssy – [With Leather]

Great find of a Yankees fan’s minor cleavage – [Bustedcoverage]

Dorismar returns as international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Feeble attempts to explain Florida teacher’s sex craze – [Asylum]

Take a guess why they call it boom boom volleyball – [Totally Crap]

5 Things the gaming industry will never get right – [Cracked]

Kiss the girlfriend…continued – [Collegehumor]

It’s the village of the damned…mormons – [Atom]

The arrogant worms sing “I am Cow” – [Attuworld]

Still of balls on Eminem’s chin – [Cityrag]

A name like Sugey Abrego automatically means hot – [Flisted]

It’s the “look at my boobs” girl – [HGOM]

Odor’s Top Ten hotties vs. Maxim’s Top Ten – [Celebrity Odor]

Did I ever mention that Megan Fox was topless? – [Dailyfill]

Bruno bends over red carpet style – [Meet The Famous]

Leona Lewis stars in “Chest a minute” – [DJ Mick]

The women of the 2009 MTV Movie Awards – [Don Chavez]

Vote on who your favorite TV Girlfriend is – [Bullzeye]

Two girls in bikinis break into cars- [Blog of Hilarity]

The art of manhole covers in Japan – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more Kelly Hu

Kelly Hu is a model/actress who got her big break getting cast aside Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains. As she got older, she ended up getting the badass hot chick roles in movies like Scorpion King and Cradle 2 The Grave 2.

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The Portfolio

Chainsaw Jack can make any of the carvings any size you wish. He takes custom orders for wood carvings of any kind. If you have something special in mind, please feel free to send us an email and we can give you a quote.

Well gosh darnet!  I may have to get me some a ‘dem wood carvings Merle!  I don’t know why Merle felt appropriate but it just did.  Seriously though, it’s pretty impressive what these guys can do with a Chainsaw and some wood.

I find it funny that a giant painting that is simply a black square can be worth millions and stuff that actually takes skill is worth zilch.  What a messed up world.

Enjoy the pictures

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