I know I haven’t shown too many good Japanese Gameshow clips in a while so I thought I’d bring out an old one.   Make guys recite some kind of paragraph and if they get it wrong?  Hit right in the nuts.

Man these creators are geniuses.

From Wikipedia

Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Pallett (born 26 December 1982 in Carlisle, Cumbria) is an English actress most famous for playing the role of Jo Sugden in the ITV soap opera, Emmerdale. In January 2006, she appeared in ITV’s live music show Soapstar Superstar.

More importantly Roxanne has appeared topless in Loaded Magazine and used to be in a band called Urban Angel.  OK well maybe it was just the topless part that was of importance.

Either way, Roxanne is English, has a very cute face, and also has child bearing hips.  I’m sure the genetics would be a lovely combo.  Jesus why am I thinking about kids?

Check out her Pallet after the jump

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I’m not quite sure why but I got a Myspace Friend request from Sir Dee Breezy.  My assumption is that he’s some crappy DJ somewhere with a loyal following of people that basically suck.

Instead of a gallery of Dee, I am going to post a few of my favorite “Breezers” as I’d like to call them.  You might want to think about a new fanbase Mr. Breeze.

More like Dee Shitty.

Story is a couple weeks old but who cares?

Police say Deborah Lee Towe had sex with her daughter’s friends (as young as 15), in a Walmart parking lot, an elementary school parking lot, and her home. Towe allegedly told police, “I felt young. I missed all those years,” according to Redding.

Towe supposedly thought that by having sex with her daughter friends, they’d be less likely to try to have sex with her 15-year-old daughter.

And this brings up a few points I’d like to discuss.  First of all, if I were 15 years old I would 100% have sex with this woman (her mugshot is below and she’s definitely good looking enough).

Second of all.  Eh, she wants to regain her youth.  Nothing wrong with that.  It’s not like these dudes were 11.

Third.  The whole competing with your daughter thing.  Well that’s where I draw the line.  At least let her join in for Christ’s sake.

And finally.   Why is it you never see men in this stories?  “Man allegedly has sex with daughter’s or son’s 15-year-old friends.”   I guess there’s a fine line between what happens in real life and what happens in my fantasies.  It’s a shame.  A damned shame.

*Any of you taking me seriously here are morons though I will say as a 15-year-old I would definitely make whoopee with this woman.

Apparently there was some Cinco de Mayo party at an apartment complex called “The Enclave” in Gainesville.  I don’t recall any of my fellow brethren posting anything about this so I suppose it’s better late than ever.

Also, since I consider myself an authority on college cheerleaders it was nice to know that the majority of girls featured in these photos are in fact Gator Girls.  No that doesn’t mean they are cheerleaders for the Dazzlers.  It just means they’re models who mostly go to Florida.  But I still like cheerleaders…a lot.

In any event, this is just as good as cheerleaders is it not?  That was a rhetorical question.

Pics after the jump

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I’m a big fan of Ron Artest.  In fact I’ve always liked the guy.  Personally I think Stephen Jackson was way worse in the Palace Brawl than Artest.  At least Artest had a beer thrown on his head.

Sure the guy is not your average dude, but if you’ve watched him enough and seen enough interviews you might find that Ron Artest is an intelligent man and if you ask me, I think the guy knows exactly what he’s doing at all times.

It’s as much persona as anything else.  He’s a great player, a bit of a loon, and just all around fun to watch.  So what’s wrong with that?

Here are seven videos to back up my claims

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Click on the photo for more of Olga

Here’s Bond babe Olga Kurylenko in the latest edition of DT magazine looking drop dead sexy from head to toe.  I wish I could see another kind of toe on Olga.  Camel Toe! Ahahaha.  I’m amazing.  No actually I’m a tool.

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The Throwdown

How to order a phonebook hooker – [Holytaco]

Reefer Madness with little kids and hot mom – [Atom]

Five reasons you should have gone to Pointfest – [Micklanders]

This is even better than Jerry Springer – [Totally Crap]

Summer Means sexy girls playing at the beach – [Withleather]

Megan Fox sticks out that sexy tongue in GQ – [NS4W]

Crazy gallery of houses on trees – [Attuworld]

Are the new gadget Yoga Toes considered porn? – [Asylum]

One last look at the jugs of Simona Halep – [The Bachelor Guy]

Never before seen photos of Marilyn Monroe – [Flisted]

Lily Allen’s sidebook nip slip – [Cityrag]

Kanye thinks he’s the Michael Jordan of rap – [Spike]

Some ridiculously hot girl Myste that you don’t know – [Bullzeye]

Kristin Cavallari’s staged bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

The greatest Conan O’Brien characters of all time – [Manofest]

Danica Patrick’s new sexy commercials – [Gunaxin]

The Pedobear “Doubt” trailer – [Collegehumor]

Ridiculously over-the-top modifications to weapons – [Cracked]

Natalie Dylan’s virginity back on the market – [Sublime Blog]

Click on Lana Cox to learn to date a pornstar

Dating is hard. Just when you think you have women figured out they throw you a curve ball, even adult film stars. Sure everyone thinks porn stars are easy, what with all the money shots. The truth is, they have standards.

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The Portfolio

We all know that one of the easiest ways you have to light a dark corner in any room or add some atmospheric lighting to your living-room area, is to place your choice of lamp. With numerous designs, shapes, colors, dimensions or lighting abilities, lamps constitute one of the most convenient methods one has to alter the lighting tone of a room.

In fact, the lighting selected and used can complete the statement of a house or improve a room’s decoration and give the feeling one is looking for.

Well, to be honest I’m not sure what kind of statements you’d want to make with the lamps I’m about to share but I’m pretty certain that they give off certain feelings….

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