I know that you’ve all seen pictures of the Lingerie Football League.  You’ve probably also seen pictures of the tryouts for one of my favorite teams in the league:  The Miami Caliente.   But as I’ve stated before, I want to surprise you readers.

And would you guys ever doubt me coming through?  No.  Are these pictures as amazing as I’m making them out to be?  Nah.  But I have to admit when girls are licking limes and practically touching tongues while also wearing push up bras nearly pushing the nipples out into the world, it’s kind of a reason to make a post.

So without further interruption, may I present some of the Miami Caliente in all their splendor

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Seriously though, can we really call these accidents?  What do you expect when you put a human onto a bull or horse that has virtually NEVER had a human on top of them, or have been tamed?

I think that rodeo guys and gals are about the toughest breed of human there is.  I also think they are the dumbest.  I guess it’s one thing to drive around a car at 180mph and race with other fast drivers.  It’s another to go base jumping with a parachute.    Hell it’s even another to do flips on a motorbike.

But riding on an animal that weighs ten times what you do without any pads and simply a strap to hold onto?  Seriously, rodeos are way up there for being pure stupidity.

So while these videos are insane, they don’t surprise me in the least

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Click on the photo for more sidewinder boob shots

Just when you think there aren’t any more creative terms for boob shots, out comes the sidewinder boob.  We’ve got the underboob and sideboob.  Now?  Now it’s the sidewinder.  The from the back but so big they pop out on the sides look.  God bless America.

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The Wash

Another staggering edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Two hockey WAGs decide to dine out together – [Busted Coverage]

A very honest graduation song – [Collegehumor]

5 Diabolical animals that outwitted humans – [Cracked]

Meet the Brazilian Cindy Crawford – [The Chive]

Does this jacket get this guy laid? – [Barstool Sports]

Ochocinco Jerseys not even in the top 100 – [Withleather]

Imagining a South Park with big breasts – [Atom]

Heather Graham talks about tantric sex – [Spike]

The Top 10 hottest celebrity redheads – [Celebrity Odor]

Any excuse to post Megan Fox is a good one – [Don Chavez]

More on the Britney Spears nipple slip – [City Rag]

New Audrina Patridge in a bikini pictures – [NS4W]

Some things are just better done drunk – [Attuworld]

Ever see what drunk mountain gorillas look like? – [DJ Mick]

Beer and Boobs with Holly Davidson – [Gunaxin]

Suicide girls are scary hot – [Asylum]

Smurfs smurfing to set smurf record – [Blog of Hilarity]

Hottest news reporter ever likes to role play – [Flabber]

One of the best lawyer commercials ever – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more Hooters car washing

This weekend, in true Missouri fashion, the Hooters bikini car wash ladies toned it down a notch by rubbing down a more realistic local car – the four-door white Subaru.

More car wash worthy chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Click on the photo for more Brandi Marie

Twenty-six-year-old sultry blond stunner Brandie Marie is a bikini and glamour model from Atlanta, Georgia.  The part-time actress has been featured on a ton of Websites and in magazines like Maxim

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The Tips

Christian Marriage explained as you’ve never seen it – [Gorillamask]

Check out this video of old school computer poker – [Withleather]

Another sexy edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

6 ridiculous sex myths that are actually true – [Cracked]

This boss is a dam about to burst – [Atom]

A very fun game called “Cougar or not?” – [Sublime Blog]

If you can body double those boobs all the better – [Cityrag]

Want to see topless pictures of Britney Spears? – [The Grumpiest]

Check out some of these amazing feats of fatherhood – [Asylum]

Not the “Got Milk?” you’d be thinking of – [Attuworld]

Pretty awesome Beatles “Rock Band” Intro – [Flabber]

The MILF car buying scam – [Don Chavez]

College girls all over each other make great memories – [Funtasticus]

Bret Michaels is just a tad clumsy – [Blog of Hilarity]

Doing a WAG watch on Chanelle Hayes – [Gunaxin]

Michelle Heaton is one of the best of the British – [DJ Mick]

Vida Guerra was yesterday morning’s pick me up – [Tastybooze]

Hottest rocker mom crowned – [The Bachelor Guy]

Jennifer is the newest glamor girl – [Bullzeye]

Jesse James Vs. The Cops – [Spike]

Remember cute little Bastian from Neverending Story?  How about D.A.R.Y.L?  How about Cocoon?  How about this frigging kid was in every movie in the 80′s that featured a 7-10 year old boy.  His real name is Barret Oliver and unfortunately as soon as the dude went through puberty and had a role in Cocoon II: The Return, his acting career was over.

So what’s the little gipper up to now?

In 1988 or 1989 he became a member of the Church of Scientology. In 1989 he was asked by Paul Bartel to take on the role of Willie Saravian in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills. Here Barret broke new ground, as his role was that of a diseased teenager with sexual fantasies. This became his last known acting role as of early April 2008.

As of early April 2008, Oliver was working as a teacher of photography classes in Los Angeles, and Oliver was one of the 10 featured emerging photographers in the 2007 Silverstein Photography Annual (SPA).

Well how about that?  He’s still goofy looking though.

The commentary on the videos is legendary.  I guess you either love the laughs from these guys or you hate them.  I happen to think this was one of the best shows if not the best show in the history of MTV.

“Want me to strike you?”   “It’s like, he writes what they say?”  Mike Judge has made a nice little career for himself.

From her Model Mayhem Profile

“I am here for professional networking only, this is not a dating website.  I am very taken by a wonderful male model Brian Parks.  Please feel free to contact me to set up professional shoots only!”

Dammit, and here I am thinking Jaclyn Denise was only on Model Mayhem to pick up dudes like me.   And here I am also thinking that Model Mayhem was a dating site.  Woe is me.

No, but Jaclyn is pretty cute anyway.

Pics after the jump

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Is there anyone who reads this site that doesn’t want to beat this guy to a pulp?

If there are, then please don’t ever come back here.

Thanks.