Well, I’ve figured it out.  Sex sells.  Oh, you guys didn’t know that?  I’ve also figured a few other things out.  Anyone who doesn’t agree that college was the best time of their lives was clearly either an athlete in college or a 100% antisocial loser.  That or they’re currently a rock star.

I just don’t see it any other way.  And what’s not to love about college?  As days go by and society advances so too do occurrences of boob grabbing and face licking amongst college girls.

So a tip to all you aspiring bloggers out there.  Running out of material?  Just do a college girls boob grabbing post and you’ll be back on track.

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I imagine that many of you out there are in Fantasy Baseball leagues.  And while I’ve tried most systems, I tend to find Yahoo’s platform to be the easiest (and how could you not love Preston from customer service? what a gentleman).

And when you’ve been through enough seasons there aren’t too many new things to look forward to year after year.  However, I have to admit it’s always fun to see what the new player profile pictures look like.  It’s always a treat when you run into something special.

I’m going to make this a running series because it’s really hard scour through hundreds of baseball player profiles.  But honestly if you guys have any other suggestions please send them on by and I’ll be sure to put them up in the next installment.

Here are the first five ridiculous yahoo baseball player profile pictures

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Click on the photo for more of Emily Scott

I’d like to take a moment to congratulate Emily Scott on being featured on this site at least 5 times.  There aren’t too many members of the “5 Times” club here at Uncoached.  I’d rather it mean I “had” Emily five times but I guess this is fine.  I’m surprised Jessica Burciaga isn’t a member yet.  I’m sure she’ll call me and ask.

5 Times worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Throwdown

A History of Strip Club Injuries – [Asylum]

Maria Venus is one of the hottest girls of all time – [COED Magazine]

The Alessandra and Doutzen lesbian fantasy – [The Grumpiest]

Treating a date like a bottle of bad wine – [Atom]

Did he say “Negus?”  Yes, he did – [Withleather]

The Funniest SFW Penis enlargement ads – [Nextround]

The turn and smile sitcom theme song – [Collegehumor]

Anna Kournikova keeps me interested in tennis – [Epic Carnival]

Nothing wrong with a 20-year-old Myspace hottie – [HGOM]

It’s time to dance your pants off Hammer time style – [Sublime Blog]

6 Retarded publicity stunts that fooled everyone – [Cracked]

Domino’s pizza delivery and their gangbangs – [Don Chavez]

Megan Fox in some fancy dress – [NS4W]

It’s a mini skirt madness gallery! – [Attuworld]

Christina Aguilera always seems to wear see throughs – [Cityrag]

The 39th reason why Floridians are crazy – [Tastybooze]

An incredibly sexy Gisele Victoria’s Secret shoot – [Flisted]

Taste of the Caribbean bikini model search – [Barstool Sports]

Red Wings limo gets the finger in Pittsburgh – [The World of Isaac]

Giant Blue whale killed by passing ship – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo to view more of Monica

It’s official.  Monica Bellucci has to be the hottest celebrity over 40.  The woman is 44 for Christ’s sake.  I can’t take it anymore.  If I don’t see her in some kind of MILF movie like immediately I might throw a serious hissy fit.  She’s ridiculous.

More MILF types at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I’m curious if it’s the same people that let their kids get obese who also let their animals put on 50 extra pounds.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s kind of cute and funny to see a gigantic dog whereas a 5 year old human weighing over 100 lbs is cause for major concern and sadness.

But seriously.  The only reason I’d ever let a pet of mine get huge would be for two reasons.  The first would be simply just to see how big I could get that animal.   Shock value would motivate me there.   The second is if I planned on eating it at any point.

But other than those two reasons I really can’t see much logic in letting your animal get gigantic.

Even so, these pictures are pretty funny

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The least this broad could have done was take her top off but Jesus I’m not sure that would be good for anyone.  I’ve seen some bad singing in my day but this is beyond terrible.

I’m sure Whitney Houston would thoroughly enjoy hearing her hit get completely butchered.  Who the f*ck is Ellen?  You want to dance with Ellen?  Yeah I got something for you to dance with toots.

Isn’t that awesome?  Another sexy lady from Argentina.  Anything else on her?  The answer is no.  However if you type Ursula Vagues into Google and click on images you’ll be happy to find a picture of her cooking while topless.

I would have guessed since a picture like that exists of Ursula that we might be able to find some information on her.  Unfortunately not.  Well there’s this:   On her beginning, Ursula made commercials and photos to pay her study.

Clearly that was written by an American.

More of Ursula after the jump

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I don’t know man.  These British Columbia rappers and DJ’s are pretty smoove yo.    Yeah I’ma talk like dis yo.  Let’s see if I can write an entire two sentences using literal spellings of lame phrases that DJ Seko uses.

How y’all feeling tanight?  What’ll it be y’all?  We gonna rock ‘dis shit all up in dat ass?  I’ma tell y’all da be real in ‘dis.

OK I’m getting really tired of being a moron.

Seko dis!

From the Times

Thomas Beatie, believed to be the world’s first ‘pregnant man’, has given birth to his second child in America.

The transgender man gave birth to a healthy baby boy, as yet unnamed, who joins Mr Beatie’s one-year-old daughter, Susan Juliette.

Announcing his second pregnancy in an interview with Barbara Walters in the US last November, Mr Beatie said: “I feel good. I had my checkups with my hormone level, as far as the HCG. And everything is right on track.”

Why is this still a story?  Yes, I understand the whole transgender thing.  I understand Thomas Beatie believes that he/she is a man.  I know and understand the whole “I’ve felt this way my whole life” thing.  And the choice to go down that path is perfect acceptable to me.

But is this really news?  I mean Thomas has a vagina, period.  Thomas has woman parts.  Thomas may feel like a man and even have facial hair like a man.  But Thomas is a woman whether Thomas likes it or not.

When a guy with a penis and hairy ass gives birth to child, then give me a call.

Thanks.