I don’t really get the obsession with the nipple here in the United States.  I mean who made the decision that the nipple is the end all be all deciding factor into whether something is rated R or not?  Why does the nipple’s appearance make a site not safe for work?  I can look at a dude’s nipple all day and I’m not violating any work policy am I?

If it were up to me the deciding line on whether or not something was appropriate for people of all ages, it would be two things: the vagina or penis, and penetration.  I would say just about anything else is fair game.

I suppose without these limits we wouldn’t get so many joyous tease pictures now would we….and speaking of that, here are some great small bathing suit shots that do NOT show nipples.

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Every year in football there’s a ton of running backs that dazzle in high school.  And every year virtually all of them turn into dust in the NCAA.  But ever stop to think about how much better these guys are than their competition while they’re still in high school?  It’s really quite absurd.

Some of the highlight tapes of the likes of Noel Devine, or even NFL superstars like Adrian Peterson remind us that when these guys ran the show in high school it was truly like watching men play amongst boys.

With that in mind, here are 10 awesome high school running back highlight tapes

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Click on the photo for more of Geraldine Bazan

I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the name Geraldine but given this chick is foreign I think I can let it slide.  Oh yeah that and the fact that she poses naked at least 50% of the time.  Now how come our soap stars don’t pose naked?  Unless you count Lisa Rinna.

More girls who should pose naked at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

365 Days of Lingerie Football league news – [Bustedcoverage]

Letterman thinks Sarah Palin looks promiscuous – [Asylum]

I most certain dig Guitar Hero possibilities – [Guitar Hero]

Simon Kohlrausch is the international hottie of the day – [Doubleviking]

The greatest caucasian gangster photos ever – [Manofest]

Great pic of a girl in a washing machine – [Withleather]

A great video portraying Jeff Van Gundy’s Face – [Collegehumor]

Possibly the best father ever story – [Cavemancircus]

In case you missed the boobilicious tata Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Bananas can really be scary – [Blog of Hilarity]

A Collection of funny old album covers – [Attuworld]

New awesomeness video from Daft Punk – [Flabber]

72-Year-Old great grandmother tased – [Totally Crap]

Theresa Correa has one of the best bodies of all time – [Gorillamask]

Check out the very first cell phone ad – [Cracked]

The top celebrities who are…topless – [Cityrag]

Check out this GM Reinvention Spoof – [The Bachelor Guy]

Nothing’s more entertaining than EMO girls fighting – [EJB]

Lindsay Lohan exposes herself again – [NS4W]

10 things passengers hate about flight attendants – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more hotties you don’t know

It’s that time again.  That time to look at girls you think you’d have a shot at in real life.   The kind that hope that someday they’ll get to be on The Hills or some other lame reality show where they can act like morons and show off their cans.  It’s a world I like to live in.

More unknowns at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

It’s not that my high school wasn’t nice.  In fact it was pretty awesome.  However, one would have to think that in the last 12 years that the advancements in many high schools across the country and around the globe would warrant better facilities.

Granted I live in New York City and most of the public schools are complete dumps, that doesn’t mean the rest of the country hasn’t caught up.  I wonder if kids being in better environments will lead to better performance.

I’m guessing it should but what do I know.  Plus I don’t care.

Here are some pretty awesome high schools and colleges from around the world

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I really don’t have much to say here other than I can’t even imagine how much fun it would be to hang out with this guy.  Well, actually it would probably suck but getting drunk with him would definitely be an experience.

I’m still in awe at the tremendous amount of “interesting” individuals in our midst.  I guess it’s better to lip synch to Numa Numa than to kill people.

I throw around the word “ridiculous” pretty often.  But never have I been more serious in describing a body like that of Theresa Correa than using the word ridiculous.

I mean there is just zero shame and zero doubt what this girl is about in her pictures:  sex appeal.  That she’s posed naked is certainly helpful.  But man it doesn’t get more awesome than Theresa’s body.

I’m very excited for when Theresa sends me a thank you email for posting her on here.

More of Correa after the jump

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Call me crazy but I’m a T-Shirt and jeans guy.  I will never wear designer anything unless it’s a suit.  I don’t need knife tipped sharp shoes.  I don’t need ruffles on a collar, 600 dollar sunglasses, and I don’t have to put my hair into a faux mohawk.

I’m a meat and potatoes kind of guy.  Personally I think the more you wear these clothes, care about all this crap, the closer you become to being a woman.  No offense Adam Sharp,  but you’re borderline female.

Nothing wrong with looking good but I think you guys know what I mean here.

(Guy does pose with hot chicks though)

For those of you who don’t know, some of the songs in Guitar Hero are pretty awesome.  But did you know that those songs are performed by actual artists in real life? Artists who if you have money, you can buy a ticket to go to a public place and actually see them perform the songs in person? The best part is you don’t have to play any games.  The songs are played right there for you!

If you want to revel in this amazing phenomenon, Activision is giving away 25 tickets to a lucky fan. It’s five tickets to five different concerts, any concerts, in the country. And they’re not bad seats either as the total package prize is priced at a cool $4,500.

How do you win? Go to the official Guitar Hero 5 site, register, and answer a slightly cryptic music quiz. Those who get everything right will be entered into the drawing which happens at the end of the month.

Best of luck people.