I mean you really have to be kidding me here right?  I never use the word but dammit this is truly uncoached.  What is this woman 70?  And who the hell is this guy next to her with the suspenders?

This is truly incredible.  The best part is that this is only one photo of an entire series…

Check out the rest of this gallery.

There’s something pretty amusing about rap being combined with these clips and the really short shorts.

I also predict that there’s no possible way you guys can make it through this entire 9 minutes.

In what could only be described as the third coming of Keeley Hazell we have Britain’s own India Reynolds.  In case you are wondering, the second coming was Rosie Jones.

While I’ll continue to tout how amazing the British contingent is, even I am baffled by how amazingly hot India is.  It’s just incredibly rare that someone of this caliber comes along.

And apparently they’re real.  I refuse to believe that by the way.

More of India after the jump

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Click on the photo for more nun madness

Ah yes, the weekend is here and I am currently a moderator at the “Blogs With Balls” conference.  Yes it’s a real conference of the top bloggers in the “male” field.  So while I hobnob with GQ Brass and Sarah Spain (who completely wants me by the way) you guys are off doing WAY better things.

Better things also at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Or you can follow me on Twitter

The Wash

Leryn Franco is still really hot and throws well – [Bustedcoverage]

The sexiest girls of American Apparel – [COED Magazine]

Amazing trick with cigarette and lit match – [Doubleviking]

Heather Graham and Kristin Cavallari equally slutty – [Epic Carnival]

Erica Chevillar is disgustingly hot – [Gorillamask]

So you know, Manny didn’t rape nobody – [Withleather]

You decide if you think this is going to be funny – [Filmdrunk]

A night out with Joakim Noah – [Don Chavez]

How to take out both you and your opponent – [Totally Crap]

A very humorous way of giving the silent treatment – [Collegehumor]

Great bikini candids of Geri Halliwell – [NS4w]

Yes, it’s called spreading the moon cheese – [Atom]

Jessica Biel kind of pokes through – [Cameltap]

Pictures of amazing sunsets – [Funtasticus]

Eleven killer scenes, like real killing – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more of Melina Pitra

Thanks to the fellas at Holy Taco, I think this is definitely one of the top 5 pictures I’ve ever had on this site without it technically being porn.  Perfect skin tone.  Perfect position.  And the perfect expression on her face.  I think I’ll look at it for a little while, take a breath, and then enjoy the fact that I’m male.

More male enjoyness at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I’m a big fan of the show Family Guy.  I’ve argued this before and I’ll argue it again.  I think it dwarfs the Simpsons and I also think it’s more intelligent.  It doesn’t mean I don’t think the Simpsons is good, it just means that Family Guy, in my eyes, pays much more attention to the little things whereas the Simpsons is just flat out sort of sitcom comedy.

I suppose one day I can write a real post on comparing the two but that’s for another time and another place.  It’s also for when I feel like wasting an entire Saturday afternoon on this stuff.  And that’s tough because those afternoons are for porn and I’m not nearly ready to give that up.

Oh yeah, here are 10 amusing Family guy photoshops

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I’ve never been to the city of Cleveland and I’m pretty sure I will never go to the city of Cleveland.  Well, if I somehow get a chance to see a Cavs game then I might but I’d probably just wait for them to come to town and trample the Knicks.

I guess (as the video says) it’s better than visiting Detroit.

For the first time in history I had a model contact me asking me if she could do a monthly segment on this site.  That model happens to be Shimrit As.  Do you remember her?  If not, here’s a little post to remind you.

I had the pleasure of speaking to this young lass a few weeks ago and we came up with a concept that has totally been used before:  getting a hot chick to do an interview in her underwear and tell the world what she wants in a man.

Well, Shimrit answered one of these questions that one of my readers had posed to her.  However, we added a little twist.  Shimrit’s answers were in Israeli.  Quite sexy.

Be sure to check out her website as I’m pimping it for her.  And be sure to send Shimrit more questions as she’ll be here again soon!

What best describes me is my faith in JESUS CHRIST, family, others, and myself. I’m not perfect but I strive to be the best. I have a very big heart

What describes me is someone who finds it odd that someone touts Jesus while playing really gay music on his Myspace Page, wearing what appears to be women’s clothes, and going out of his way to make those “I’m cool looking” type pictures.

Jesus definitely would have called this guy a douche.

Dlyte!