I’ve seen plenty of photoshops of weird products before.  Usually it’s an existing product that a witty and creative artist decides to alter and make funny.   Hell I’ve even seen commercials for real products that wind up being a little “funny.”

But never have I come across products with the names that these ones have.

Check out these 11 real products with some damned interesting names.

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I mean aside from seeing the title “SUPER Crazy Bridgette Making Her Adult XXX Video 4 Youtube!” right there for you, is there any mistaking that this is going to lead to a sex scene?

I find it amazing how acute my radar is for porn.  They really need to make some sort of porn quiz with intros to videos that may or may not be porn.  I guarantee I’d pass with flying colors.

Here’s what I know about Seanna Mitchell.  She’s  model/promoter/GOGO Dancer.  Also, she won the Miss Myspace USA contest in 2007 so you can add that to her resume.

And I guess the only other important question that remains is….has Seanna posed naked?  The answer is I’m pretty sure she has it’s just that you don’t see anything.

Don’t you just hate that?  Seanna, pose nude, punch a celebrity in the face.  Do something.  I want to see you out there more.

More Seanna after the jump

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No matter what you do.  No matter what you say.  No matter how many pictures you take of yourself from a side view or any angle while alone, you will never, ever, and I mean ever, be cool.

Sorry buddy

This is about the most racy photo I will ever show of someone under age.  And clearly this photo isn’t racy unless you’re one of those disturbingly creepy internet weirdos who gets off on this stuff.

So when I hear about the potential Miley Cyrus BJ photo (this is SFW) possibly lying around somewhere, my interest lies solely in the fact that it’s Billy Ray that’s gotta be pulling his hair out.

Sure an under age blow job photo of a young pop singer is news, but how do you think good old Mr. Achy Breaky Heart must be feeling about this?  You have to figure if a picture went public of his young princess doing this act then there are probably more.  And if there aren’t more then she’s probably blown plenty of guys.  It’s simple math.

It’s just all around horrible as a father.  Poor guy.  Well at least he has great hair.

Something you guys may not know about me is that I was a serious tennis player as a youth.  I even missed half a day of school for nearly a year as I was training to do God knows what.  What does this have to do with anything?  Eh, not much.  Just having an Al Bundy moment.  But in all seriousness, bodies don’t get much better than on tennis players.

These women are in tip top shape.  As long as they’re not too muscular, I’m 100% infatuated with women tennis players.  And given that the French Open recently wrapped up, and now we’re looking forward to Wimbledon, what better a way to celebrate with sexy tennis videos?

Most of these don’t have much to do with tennis other than a racket being involved or the woman actually being a tennis player.  Still though, they’re hot chicks so you’ll like it

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If someone were to ever write a book or article that tried to explain the 80s in depth, there would have to be an entire chapter or section devoted to John Hughes.  I just don’t think it’s even possible to leave the guy out.

If there’s anyone who understood high school life and told the story of teenagers in that time period it was certainly Hughes.  And not only just teenagers, life in general.  The guy just had a penchant for culture in that time period.

After 1990?  Well that’s a different subject.  You’ve got Curly Sue, Home Alone and then Hughes just lost it (although Dutch was awesome). Drillbit Taylor?  In any event, let’s not veer from the true subject which is his 80s genius.

Here are my top ten Hughes written movies

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People will find any old excuse for posting pictures of Megan Fox.  And why not?  She is beyond ridiculous.  One of the few hotties in Hollywood that’s actually hot.  So thanks Mr. Koot from Busted Coverage.  We, I, salute you.

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You can’t top Bar Rafaeli and Brooklyn Decker – [Extramustard]

Brilliant song about how rough it is in Arlington – [Doubleviking]

Coco Crisp hates Flock of Seagulls – [Withleather]

Get your normal dose of Whoopass stuff – [Ehowa]

The token black guy photoshop disaster – [Asylum]

What if Predator was a little bit gay? – [Holytaco]

I want to have kids with Stacie Sullivan – [Gorillamask]

Anna Paquin takes it off in True Blood – [NS4W] (NSFW video)

The 6 biggest dick moves in the history of science – [Cracked]

Zero to slut in 60 seconds – [Atom]

A very honest and appropriate graduation song – [College Humor]

Chanelle Hayes doing her best in a bikini – [The Grumpiest]

Olivia Wilde gets nice and topless for us – [The Daily Fix]

The world’s best ATM Machine – [Don Chavez]

Old men will always dig wonder woman – [Attuworld]

Hey it’s a hot girl! hahahahaha – [Flabber]

Lindsay Lohan rocks the whore leggings – [Celebrity Odor]

Fight Club rules that people know – [Nextround]

Ten redacted performances from Denzel Washington – [Bullzeye]

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I don’t really know what this Italian broad does for a living other than look ridiculously hot, but I do know one is for certain:  she excels at looking that good.  Other than that?  Um, I don’t think I have an other than that.  She’s just too attractive for me to contain myself.

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