If I see one more commercial on the WB for this Tyler Perry show I’m going to puke.  If I see one more ad for a Tyler Perry movie I’m going to puke.  Who, what, when is Tyler Perry?  What the hell is the Tyler Perry phenomenon?  I don’t get it.

Do people actually find this sitcom to be funny?  Whether it’s geared towards African Americans or the Whiteists, I really don’t care.  It’s simply not funny.  And who the hell are the characters?  Is everyone wearing makeup?  Does anyone play themselves?  Is Tyler Perry even on his own show that has Tyler Perry in the title?

What the hell is this brand?  Someone please tell me because I feel like if I do any research I’m going to get more upset.

Thanks.

Finally.  Yes, finally.  Finally the U.S. has come up with something that’s nearly as decent as the crap they come up with on Japanese Game shows.

Now all we need is about 50 more of these and we can come up with our own set of game shows.

“Ive always felt comfortable without clothes.  It feels natural.”

So who the hell is Luisa Corna anyway?  For any of you who have seen the movie Shark Tale you’ll now be able to know that it’s Luisa who plays the voice Lola in the Italian version.

Other than that I got nothing.  I know that she’s a singer.  I know that poses naked more often than most women do.  That makes her tops in my book.  Ah yes, she’s Italian.  Game. Set.  And Match.

More of Luisa after the jump

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OK maybe he is.  Maybe Gems is real!  So real that he takes pictures at Toontown in Disneyland.   And yet in the same breath he takes photos wearing all red, with a red phone cover, red glasses and clearly emulating what it would be like if he got to visit us from Mars.

That’s really the only conclusion there is to have here.  Eh, that wasn’t that funny.  Sorry guys.

Still a tool though

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From Gawker via Perfil

According to Andrea Rincon, former Big Brother star, “Clinton me ofreció dinero por sexo.”  I do not speak Spanish, but I would imagine that I can translate this little sentence quite easily.  Apparently Rincon charged Bill $1,000 dollars (US) for a lap dance, and then came the offer of “dinero por sexo.”

Here’s the Clinton Side:

Her tale, best we can figure, was that she just danced, nothing untoward, and was paid “very well” in dollars by someone, but not by Clinton. She said she didn’t speak to him.

A Clinton spokesman in New York, however, said yesterday that her story “is completely false. They were at the hotel playing cards with the former and current presidents” and “a small group of staff and friends [and strippers].” They were playing “Oh, Hell,” he said.

Oh hell my ass.  Let us simply look at the last Clinton “accusation.”  It was a blow job that he admitted to, not to mention the dude gets boners incessantly.  It’s not a question of the fact that Clinton is a complete fiend when it comes to tail, it’s a question of how many of his philandering stories are true.

I’m gonna go with 100% plus a few we don’t know about.

Can you just imagine Hillary reading these stories?  If I were her I’d pay a visit to Hunkamania immediately.

America:  What a country

I would imagine that the finals won’t exactly bring in much hotter girls but this is the information that I have.  And quite frankly I have zero clue about anything.  I just know there’s this Mexican site called Media Tiempo and they tend to post pictures of hot chicks pretty often.

So with my powers of deduction, the use of the word “futbol,” and seeing “Tecate” and “Corona” on the shirts I put two and two together.  Also the word “semifinales” copped me a clue.

In any event, none of this really makes a difference.  What does make a difference is that the “cheerleader” genre in other countries is way ahead of ours.  They really mash the breasts together over there don’t they?

Plus the dancing is superior.

More chicas after the jump

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Just the other day I was watching Usual Suspects and not only was that an amazing movie but it brought up an element in movies that’s rarely used:  the use of broken language as a means to humor.  Let me rephrase that.  The use of words that you can’t understand as a means to humor.

Granted plenty of movies are filled with accents that are supposed to make you laugh.  But rarely are we encountered with a movie where the whole point of humor is for you to NOT understand what a character is saying (even though you kind of are).

So have I confused you enough?  I hope so.  Here are some funny moments in movies where you can barely understand people

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Are the seats sticking to your legs? Having to “adjust yourself” every three seconds because your board shorts have the ventilation capacity of a Ziplock freezer bag? Gentlemen the summer is upon us, and the same season that produces sweat stains and shaved chests for you, is the same one that brings out the best girls in life; The Girls of Summer.

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The Throwdown

A gallery of animals humping the wrong animals – [Holytaco]

They are making another Indiana Jones? – [Filmdrunk]

The Hottest Jaguars Cheerleader ever – [Extramustard]

All I know is that this Oana Nistor chick is hot – [FHM]

The key to a great celebrity nude scene – [Asylum]

Sexy bikini pics of Girl’s Aloud Kimberly Walsh – [NS4W]

It doesn’t get any MILFier than Brittany Blakely – [HGOM]

Vicki Gunvalson knows how to party – [Don Chavez]

A woman fighter that will surely haunt your dreams – [Withleather]

OK, now they have a beer boob bong? – [Nextround]

Check out the newest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

A tribute to Sloth from Goonies – [Gunaxin]

Are they butts or are they boobs? – [Cityrag]

I can never get enough of Marzia Prince – [Sublime Blog]

Agendas behind popular conspiracy theories – [Cracked]

What happens every week on Entourage – [College Humor]

Lindsay Lohan’s topless twitter – [Spike]

Let the awkward insults begin – [Atom]

Big time talent show fail – [Flisted]

Despite crappy economy adult entertainment does well – [DJ Mick]

Portuguese hottie Dania Neto – [Attuworld]

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How do you not post a picture of a woman making this face?  It’s just not possible.  It’s truly as if some dude is behind her doing…you know, that thing that people do.  I’d like to be doing that thing at some point today.  Let’s give it up for that thing.

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