Jun 30 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Tony Needs to Choke

If any of you out there can honestly say that guys with hair like this deserve a place in this world then I think it’s time we have a royal rumble.
Forget the fact that he might be a nice guy. Forget the fact that he did you a favor that day. Forget it all. Seriously, this hair is allowed? Come on people. It’s just not possible.
There’s no way this person has any quality that would allow me to ever hang out with him.
(a lame commenter will write, “well good! he doesn’t want to hang out with you!).
Choke Tony
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well good! he doesn’t want to hang out with you!