I swear to God guys I was trying to figure out something better to write today.  And since Madoff will be rotting for the next 150 years I felt I had to at least make some mention of the story.

Now it’s Madoff’s wife Ruth whose in the news.  She’s “breaking her silence.”  Good God are we going to get sympathetic now?  I sure as hell hope not.

I hope that Ruth winds up on The View or something and gets completely trashed by that panel. Well, what would be much better is if she wound up on Regis and Kelly with a new book called “my husband’s getting pumped and I have no money.”

At least on that show she could hang with Kelly.  Don’t they look alike?  I think there’s a little Meg Ryan in there too.

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