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Jun 29 2009

The 2009 Dyke Marches Didn’t Exactly Induce Any Lesbian Fantasies

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If you were looking for hot blonds, oil, and sexy bodies showcasing their love for each other you picked the wrong day.  If you were looking for hairy pits, buzz cuts, and women that could easily beat you up, then you should have shown up at any of the Dyke Parades that went on this weekend.

If there’s a reminder out there that lesbians being merry in a naked and sexy way doesn’t exist outside of a strip club or a porno movie, then the Dyke marches that take place every year certainly bring me back to reality.

Good God these women would destroy me.  I can’t imagine the stench from the vegan diets and petruli oil.

I should have watched the Gay Pride Parade.  That thing is way more interesting.

Pride!

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