How can you possibly like this person?

I am writing this post per the request of one of my buddies.  And personally I think it was long overdue.  Let me first begin by saying that I respect anyone who can grow a business into the millions.  Hell I even respect a drug dealer who can rise above to become a total drug lord.  It doesn’t mean I condone it.  It just means I understand the work it takes to get that far.

So Perez Hilton?  I respect the growth of his site.  However, that has nothing to do with the degree to which he’s a total douchebag.  And let’s just scrap the gay thing.  I couldn’t care less that he’s gay.  The man (thing) is an absolute pile of toolness.  There is zero reason a person like that should be walking the earth.

Why?  Just look at this guy.  Do I even have to explain?  Honestly.  Do I?  Anyone who reads this site should understand me instantly.  Yes, I think Hilton should be exiled to a deserted island.   We really don’t need this guy around, like ever.

And just to prove my point, here are five videos that you’ll absolutely hate (we only really need one).

Perez’s Response to His Punching

Really?  Really?  How is it possible for anyone to like this guy?  Anyone at all.  What a vile mass.

His Britney Bullshit

Pink Hair.  Yes, pink hair.  If you’re a gay guy, imagine kissing this dude.  Yup, I just puked.

He Fights on Tape

Good God I think I’m going to kill myself.

Perez Hilton Eats Jeffree Star

This might be the worst video in the history of all that is anything.

On Martha Stewart

There is NO way Martha Stewart didn’t say “what an absolute toolbox” after this interview.

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