I only mean this in the sincerest way.  I really want to hang out with Mark the Incredible.  And no people.  Don’t comment on this and say that Mark is mentally retarded and that I’m being a dick.

He’s a mentally normal guy.  He just looks like an idiot.  But are you telling me it wouldn’t be amazing to haze this guy for a few hours?  Imagine making him try to drink a gallon of milk.

This guy is a barrel of laughs and I mean a big barrel.

Marcus!