From Reuters

Taiwan began a process of legalizing prostitution Wednesday making the island the latest place in the world to decriminalize the world’s oldest profession.In six months, authorities will stop punishing Taiwan sex workers after prostitutes successfully campaigned to be given the same protection as their clients, a government spokesman said.

“Now the client gets off free, but the prostitute gets punished, and that’s not fair,” spokesman Su Jun-pin said.

Get it?  Client gets off free?  Ahahahaha.

Seriously though, after years and years of heartache and all the saving, my dream has come true.  I remember as an adolescent I dreamed of one day visiting Taiwan and grabbing myself a lady who would utter the words “me so horny” to me.

And now, after nearly 15 years, I can finally spend over two thousand dollars on a flight and then an extra 10 bucks to hear those words without any repurcussion.

Thanks Taiwan.

Or I could just go to Vegas and not care the least bit about this news.

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