Jun 23 2009
Playboy Patriotic Paint Parties are Even Better than the Regular Ones

I would say other than breast implants, one of the better inventions in the last 30-40 years has been body paint. It’s the use of paint to look like clothing when a body is really naked. It’s allowed Sports Illustrated as well as many other magazines and sites to have an excuse to show naked women.
And kudos to Playboy for having the foresight to use this body paint at nearly every party they throw now. The latest? The latest is a Playboy party involving some military men and of course…David Hasselhoff.
I really hope this company never goes out of business. It would be a true shame.
Pictures after the jump (A huge thanks to Totally Crap for these)

Hoff knows what’s up. He’ll always know what’s up.

It’s times like these where I truly love America
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