After watching it on ESPN the other night, and then my guys at Withleather pointing it out two days ago, I had to to say something about it myself.  How in the world was this 15 years ago?   15 years ago?  Really?  This is when the who OJ Bronco chase was happening?  I must have been jerking off that day.

I mean there’s no other conclusion than this.  15 years ago is half of my entire life.  Were baseball cards still valuable back then?  Could my face have looked any more gawky than when I was 15?  I wonder what my porn collection was like at that time.  It was probably pretty weak.  Man that’s depressing.

What the hell was I doing at 15?  I think I thought I would be in the NBA at that age.  I guess tearing it up at the JCC constitutes being a professional basketball player.   At least at that age you dream big.

Now what do I do?  Sit at home, write bullshit, and get paid for it.  Eh, things turned out OK I guess.

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