Yup, I’m 100% excited for white substances to be spit all over me.  I’m prepared for all the shit, poop, piss, wiping, bathing, picking things out, anything they can throw at me.

OK actually I’m not even close to ready.  People volunteer to do this stuff?  It’s amazing.  If you had a questionnaire that said all the stuff babies do, I just can’t see myself saying “yes, I want a baby.”

Just the vomiting alone would prohibit a “yes.”